“I Am Shelley Of Arc, Porn Slayer For God!!! Feel HIS Wrath, Evil Wankers…Especially With My 8 Foot Staff Of Justice!!!!”

Allow me to preface this by saying that I have still the deepest respect for those of you who call yourselves devout Christians and who pray to your God every day for comfort and hope and to get through this day. This is not intended to be a mock up of all devout Christians everywhere…and if you feel that it is, then I deeply apologize in advance.

On the other hand, however, if you are that particular brand of wingnut holy roller fundamentalist Christian who simply believes in screaming in tongues and wielding eight foot stripper poles and pointing them towards the sky in order to tap into Jesus’ own personal WiFi in order to attack the alleged evil of porn?? Well, this one’s for you.

Michael Whiteacre discovered this video originally and posted it to his Facebook page; Jordan Owen then embellished it with some cool annotations and posted THAT to his YouTube channel. The rest is pure gold, as only The Ministress can achieve.

Ladies and gentlemen…I now bring you Shelley Lubben’s latest altar call for salvation for those trapped in the jowls of porn.

Antiporn activist/former porn performer Shelley Lubben using her 8 foot staff in her “altar call” for salvation for those trapped in porn, with annotations inconveniently added by JordanOwen42 (via YouTube, h/t also to Michael Whiteacre, who produced the original)

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