Memo To The Ministress: Back Away From The DMCA Launcher, Because It’s Not Gonna Shut Me (Or Anyone Else) Up

Well…the war of smack between Shelley Lubben and her critics has now gotten real. I mean…really real. With open thoughts of attorneys moving in.

The focal point was when Michael Whiteacre and Jordan Owen, two of the more pronounced critics of The Ministeress, decided to coordinate on a video that was originally released over at Shelley’s YouTube channel. That would be the one where Shelley decides to pass an altar call to her God and Father to pray for her antiporn ministry to continue to save lives and rescue damsels in distress from the big, bad Satanic porn industry…with the assistance of an eight-foot pole. (Apparently, heaven doesn’t quite have Wi-Fi yet, so more spartan means of communication was needed.) Mike discovered the video and passed a mirrored copy to Jordan, who then re-edited and released it, adding his own irreverent annotations and subtitles.

The resulting video became so popular that it was mirrored by plenty of folks…yours truly included.

Well, apparently, Lubben didn’t particularly like the heat that that video produced, and so she petitioned YouTube to force out the mirrors of her video…using her copyright powers under the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) and her holding company, Shelley Lubben Communications, Inc., to push YouTube to take down the vids. Under YT policy, any business entity can claim copyright over an image or video posted at their site, and can block any images posted there without their approval…and if copyright is claimed, the offenders could not only face temporary suspension of their accounts up to even deletion and banishment, but also serious legal action for repeated violations.  Indeed, Mike Whiteacre’s YT channel was pulled in its entirity for “numerous copyright violations” due to claims of copyrighted material “stolen” from Lubben’s channel.

For his part, Whiteacre has responded with his own counter claim that the alterations of the original video should not have been pulled by YouTube, because such commentary of a public material is protected and exempt from copyright by the “Fair Use” doctrine, which protects the use of media satire and commentary of public figures.

Many mirrors of the annotated Lubben “8-foot staff” altered video were also hit with DMCA takedown notices and deleted as well A few supporters of Jordan and Mike have seen fit to repost the vids as a means of protest against such blatant censorship. I also happen to have a saved cache copy of the video stored here, and I will offer a link to it for anyone who wants to see it.

But Jordan wasn’t merely intent with letting it lie, either; he posted this YT video where he announced the attempted DMCA takedown, and brought forth a few questions on whether this newly discovered “Shelley Lubben Communications, Inc.” was really another scam to like her pockets with money from her supposedly tax exempt Pink Cross Foundation. He made major reference to the analysis of the PCF’s 2008 and 2009 tax returns that Doug and Lydia Lee (the latter also being the former Julie Meadows) had posted last year at Lydia’s YT channel (“JulieMeadowsInt”) and at the Julie Meadows blog. And, he used a synopsis of “Shelley Lubben Communications, Inc” that was posted to a site called Manta.com which stated that the company had total average assets of $99K a year, distributed between two people (probably Shelley and her hubby Garrett, who is listed in the PCF tax returns as “Secretary/Treasurer” and paid a salary, like Lubben as “President”.)

For his troubles, Jordan got an attempted drive-by fisking by one of Shelley’s YouTube fangirls, the aptly named “Booboo”, who both challenged his use of a supposedly tainted business-rating website and attempted to bring in some personal issues of Jordan’s past into into her assault (as in, the fact that Jordan was at one time a member of a “Satanist” cult). Since Jordan has aptly dispactched that nonsense, I’ll simply leave that story as it is.

It turned out, though, that either Shelley had no backup or that the charges were actually proven to be false, because two weeks ago, Whiteacre was given full approval to repost his videos and was returned his channel back; and a week later, Jordan was awarded his right to post his video again as well.

That would, I would think, clear my name and allow my video mirrors to proceed…right??

Apparently not, I guess, because yesterday, I received a notice from YouTube that my mirror of the first installment of “The Devil And Shelley Lubben” — the one created by Michael Whiteacre and Julie Meadows — was hit with a DMCA copyright notice and was pulled…and that since it was the second time that a video I posted was hit such, I was one strike away from having my YT channel pulled permanently.

Never mind the fact that the original video installment is still active and now posted over at Whiteacre’s YT channel, and also at his website TheDevilAndShelleyLubben.com, and that there are many, many other mirrors of the series out there. As far as I know, no other mirror of that video has been challenged under DMCA copyright rules.

That tells me that this is more of a personal assault on ME for speaking out against Shelley and her ministry, probably because the acolytes think that since I don’t have Mike Whiteacre’s legal chops or income, I can be bullied into silence.

I. Don’t. Think. So.

The remainder of this post should be considered to be a direct memo to Shelley in response.

Uhhh, Ministeress??

People wealthier than you have made numerous attempts to shut me up and shut me down…and I am still standing and posting. I’ve faced down far more potent threats than the peashooters you are attempting to fire at me…so what makes you even think that I’m gonna let up on you now??

You know damn well that those videos are protected under both Fair Use principles (criticism or satire of a public figure for public actions is NOT liable to copyright violations), and basic First Amendment protections of free speech. Also, since I do not attempt to make one red cent out of my mirroring public critiques of you and your ministry, you simply don’t have a legal leg to stand on.

Only those who are afraid of the truth and who can’t defend their actions resort to such blatant censorship and intimidation and blackmail to silence their critics. Is that your idea of delivering your “message of Christ”?? Or…is it just your way of covering your behind to protect your wallet??

I’ve already filed the counternotification process to get my video cleared, based on the fact that the original videos were cleared for broadcast. If neccessary, I will be going to the ACLU or the EFF or whatever agencies are there.

Oh…and Ministeress??  You do know that it is a federal felony to make false multiple DMCA copyright accusations, right?? Since you’ve already been found to have made several in the past, you do know that you are risking even more scrutiny than ever…if not a serious court date??

You may want to think about that one, Shelley…or you might want to make plans to start up that prison ministry.

Or..you can just give it up, let free speech and free expression hold its course, and be woman enough to stand up to the criticism by actually responding to it in a mature and (dare I say) truly Christian way.

Your choice, Ministeress.

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More Lubben Madness: First Officer Jan Meza Attempts One Last Plea For Madelyne To Rejoin The PCF Cult

WOW.

One of the fascinating things about seeing a cult break up is how the still hooked followers attempt to bait one who has managed to break free of said organization, and threatens to blow the whistle on the entire operation.

You really think that the Krewe of Lubben would do no less??

The following was posted by Jan Meza, one of the last loyalists to Shelley Lubben and the Pink Cross Foundation Ex-Porn Slut Ministry, on her Facebook page Friday night. Essentially, it’s a desperate sounding plea directed towards “Madelyne” (the former Michelle Avanti), who managed to break off the PCF in order to seek both personal redemption and the kind of legitimate help breaking her drug and alcohol addiction that she wasn’t quite getting. Considering that “Maddy” was the PCF’s useful symbol for all its goodness and effectiveness for reforming porn girls, you can probably understand the desperation of Meza in wanting Maddy back into the fold.

My thanks to viewer 3ach3961 for sending me this post.

[Posted by Jan Meza to her Facebook page on 10/7/11]

Maddy, I love you wholeheartedly, but I will NOT be drawn into some hypocritical tug of war struggle. I am NOT a hypocrite, porn is bad regardless of any relationship I have with Shelley and The Pink Cross. I’ve been there for you as you cried about how porn has devastated your life and how Shelley and Garrett were your only family now. Do you not remember calling me right after you got hauled off to jail the last time? From what I remember you told me how thankful you were that Shelley and Garrett were on the way to bail you out and it was because of them that you were going to get [redacted] back. Maddy, my objective in this response is not to call you out, I love you, but you’re wrong, what you’re doing is wrong. If you want to spout hate I will have NO part in it! I’m saddened by your choice to run back into the arms of your abusers. As soon as they’re done with you, you know that they will chew you up and spit you out with no one to rely on. Maddy, this is not you!! My heart aches right now, even if you had a disagreement with Shelley revenge is never the solution. I saw God doing wonderful things in your life, to stray from that will only cause you long-term pain. Shelley Lubben is NOT the devil, but you are allowing the devil to use whatever bitterness you have to deceive you and use you against God. It’s not about any one person; the anti-porn fight is about serving God and bringing out the truth about the horrible abuses that go on behind the scenes of a pornographic movie. Your story helped so many lost and hurting women, now your actions will only make them question that help. I’m praying for you, but I’m especially praying for [name of Maddy's child redacted]. BTW…I’ve seen some of your recent posts, I know your page is not your own anymore. Don’t be a puppet for the devil, wise up my love, wise up!

You know…it’s fascinating how it’s always “The Devil” or “The Liberals” or “The Illuminati” or “The Homosexual Lobby”, or some other noxious group that groupthink hivemind cults always seem to quote in order to intimidate someone back into their fold. And, of course, the cause of smashing porn for Jesus Christ is always larger than the individual..right??

LIke I said before, this isn’t going to end pretty. Not at all.

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Why Shelley Lubben Probably Should Be Nowhere Near Any Kool-Aid Right About Now: The Ministress Goes Messiah On Madelyne, Mike Whiteacre, And Her Own Brother

It probably wouldn’t be a stretch to predict what Shelley Lubben’s reaction would be to the many exposes of her Pink Cross Foundation activities that went down this week…and in particular to the video interview featuring “Madelyne” (the former porn star Michelle Avanti) done by Michael Whiteacre that was released on Thursday, which raised some damaging questions about how Lubben was enabling rather than preventing drug addiction.

And on Friday, Shelley lived up to her reputation. And then some. And then…some more.

First, she used her PCF blog to attempt to strike back against “Madelyne” with an official statement, in which she attempted to portray Madelyne as a wild-eyed drug addict/alcoholic and chronic criminal who only got the treatment she needed through the loving care of the PCF, and who is only speaking out now due to anger and spite for resisting the benelovent care and financial help she received from Pink Cross.

The statement, which also contained a PCF video documenting a supposedly happy and content “Madelyne”/”Michelle Avanti” gushing about how Shelley Lubben and Pink Cross saved her life from the evil pornographers, was also forwarded to Cindi Loftus’ Luke Is Back blog, which was posted here…and needless to say, it brought out a furious reaction from plenty of people….including this from Madelyne herself (“Maddy1″):

Okay well didn’t I already blog about my past arrest and DUI? To Shelley your brother Chris **** emailed me today and I definately will forward this to Cindy! I have already made my court dates public on this site! You are still a LIAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I will challenge you to all your lies and don’t worry more to come! Your a joke and I am going to stick with Whiteacre till the end! Please feed me more I definately can’t wait to expose you!   October 6th, 2011 at 9:16 p

I Meant I did blog about my past DUI who cares!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The last time I was arrested you told jenni you felt responsible for it and YOU GAVE ME 10 ATIVAN IN EXCHANGE FOR MY CLONOPIN! DUMB BITCH! CINDY CAN WE SET UP A INTERVIEW??????????????????????????   October 6th, 2011 at 9:19 p

Shelley didn’t the day CPS went to your house you fall in your hallway and hit the wall and I was there to your rescue???????????????? YOUR WHOLE MOUTH WAS BRUISED????????????? YOU told Jenni that what would happen if CPS went to your house and took your kids away! YOU hate your oldest daughter? You told me she was FAT and that Jenni was a hippo and April was crazy! JAN went behind your back and that Ricky B was a [racial epithet redacted]! COME ON I will debate your sorry ass till your done! YOUR OWN FAMILY HAS CONTACTED ME? hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm you willl not win like you sat ” god spoke to me”? Yup he also spoke to me and told me to expose your lying self! Wait didn’t u beg me not to expose you the day I left and I am so ready to fight you till the end! Thank you and definitely pray for ME! Kisses to you Shelley and friends…….. poor SERVENTS like you called them/ YOU made poor JENNI send her son home from visiting her after a year and didn;t have the balls to tell her! You made your bitch ROGER tell her and wait you told me you pay them peanuts to serve you am I right? Please debate me and all my legal stuff is clear! whooooo hoooooooooo How is sobriety? lets debate and I challenge YOU LIAR!   October 6th, 2011 at 9:34 p

Keep in mind that Madelyne is now in rehab at an accredited recovery facility.

That comment section also contained this from another former patient/worker at Pink Cross, identified as “AprilG”, who reinforced and verified some of Maddy’s charges and statements:

As a former employee of the Pink Cross Foundation, and someone who has known Maddie for a long time, I just want to say that I completely support Maddie, and the things that she said in this video.

Maddie does not deny that she has an alcohol problem, and it is apparent that she is taking the steps necessary to overcome her addiction.

As far as the claims made in her video, while I cannot attest to what happened in the Recovery Home, I will say that I was there on the 4th of July, was witness to what happened, and can confirm that she is being truthful. Maddie WAS passed out in the bedroom, and people were drinking in that home.

I guess what really disturbs me the most about this response is, aside from all of the dirt that is being brought out about Maddie, how many times it appears that the Pink Cross bailed her out, even though it was apparent that she had problems. I know that Pink Cross did bail her out on many occasions, even covering for her with CPS, according to this statement.

It doesn’t take a rocket scientist to figure out that, when you keep bailing out a person time after time, that person will continue in his/her reckless behaviour. It’s called enabling. No wonder Maddie never got help for her problem — not when she had Pink Cross to run to every time.

I am here to do nothing more but lend my support to Maddie. I am not here to bash Shelley, Pink Cross, or to take sides, but I can attest to the fact that Maddie is being honest, and she deserves to be heard, and deserves a chance at a future for her and her daughter.  October 6th, 2011 at 8:30 p

And then, there is the matter of Lubben’s family reacting to her shenanigans..in particular, her younger brother, who responded to a desperate plea by Shelley to her mother that she was being “stalked” by a “dangerous pornographer” who even “threatened her life” (I would assume this to be Michael Whiteacre, who has been dogging her for the past year or so with facts and revelations). The email was also forwarded to Julie Meadows, who was given permission to publish it at her blog; she has reciprocated to forward it here.

Shelley,

It’s my understanding you contacted mom yesterday through email to warn her of a ‘dangerous’ pornographer who is ‘stalking’ you? It’s also my understanding you are claiming he threatened your life? Do you have any documented proof to substantiate your claims – dangerous, stalking, threatening life? If so, please forward it to me so I can see it for myself.

I need to correct you on a few things.

1) I didn’t fall for anything. 2) Michael Whiteacre didn’t contact me. 3) I contacted him. 4) I do not have a partnership with him, support pornography, did not sign a contract, receive payment or been given any special gifts or incentives. 5) My intent is to provide factual information of your past, our parents and my experience as your brother. This is information you have almost entirely left out of your book, tv interviews and Internet documentation. 6) I have made it very clear to Michael that I do not support pornography but I do support the truth being made public since so much untruth has been spread by you.
You are using a Christian platform to spread lies about our parents and your past so it seemed only fitting for me to use a secular one to spread the truth.

I want you to know that I am not ‘mad’ at you, I am furious with you. I’m not the one ‘dragging’ our whole family into the public spotlight. You have done an excellent job of that yourself. I have spoken many times to this man over the phone and he is not a psychopath. If anything he works with porn but he is coherent and concise in all of the information he gives; I cannot say the same about you. I have seen numerous videos of you on youtube where you are incoherent and belligerent. It is very reminiscent of the way you were 20 years ago.

I’m sorry Shelley but I don’t believe a word that comes out of your mouth. This is not because I’m being influenced by a ‘psychotic pornographer’. I have known you my entire life and you are a master manipulator. You once said I was ‘secretly jealous of you’—you don’t know how wrong you are. I feel sorry for you and hope one day you get the help you so desperately need.

Sound like a very reasonable and compassionate plea for Shelley to back down, right??

For most normal people, that would be enough.

For a woman who believes herself as the Porn Messiah and “Shelley d’Arc,” however, it illicits responses like the following. Joe McCarthy and Glenn Beck would kill to have this perfect mix of myopia and unglued paranoia Lubben spits into this email. This one was actually sent on Wednesday, October 5th (forwarded by Mike Whiteacre as well to Julie Meadows’ blog and to LiB as a comment here and here).

If you want to partner with a pornographer and subject your family to demonic influence and dangerous people who commit crimes against women and children then so be it. You have no clue what you have become involved in. Michael Whiteacre works with Free Speech Coalition which they are tied to child and teen pornography as well as pornography that depicts teens and children. They are extremely involved in fighting laws that protect children as you can read about here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ashcroft_v._Free_Speech_Coalition .

[A]ttached is information on … Diane Duke who is a lesbian and pro-abortion and the president of Free Speech Coalition. She ran Planned Parenthood for years and murdered babies. She currently fights against protection of children on the internet as well as fights AGAINST child pornography laws so that way the adult industry can sell porn with teens and depiction of children. It’s the hottest genre right now. You can easily search on google for teen porn and it will blow your mind how much you will find. It’s ALL directly connected to Free Speech Coalition who is the trade association that protects the entire adult industry led by Diane Duke with the help of Michael Whiteacre.

If you want to side with a pornographer tied to child pornography and the depiction of teen and child sex and the abuse of women and an organization that promotes abortion then you have chosen to associate yourselves with murderers, rapists and pedophiles. You should at least take time to know who you are consorting with. And you should have compassion for your sister who has been subjected to horrible amounts of evil in order to help rescue women and children from pornography, child pornography and sex trafficking. These women and children are somebody’s daughter. God forbid if it was ever your daughter. I guarantee the Free Speech Coalition and Michael Whiteacre could care less about protecting your daughter. Quite the contrary, they would gladly welcome your daughter into the porn industry if given the chance.

Whereas I risk my life to protect children.

You may not agree with my testimony of growing up and our parents but you are choosing to support murderers and pornographers and trust information from criminals. You are consorting with criminals. With the worst kind of criminals!

I hope you will really take the time to at least read the truth about the porn industry and it’s extreme connection to child pornography.

http://66.210.33.157/mim/images/pdf/ASACP_article_Mar09.pdf

http://www.teensforcash.com/home/ – This is one of the porn companies Free Speech represents.

http://www.cduniverse.com/browsecat.asp?404;http://www.cduniverse.com:80/search/xx/ice/category2/15082/a/Devil’s+Films’+Teen+Tryouts:+Audition+Series.htm&style=ice&cart=1244519674 – Teen porn by Devil’s Films which is another porn company that FREE SPEECH COALITION represents.

And the list goes on and on.

I work very closely with the most powerful anti-porn organizations and they all support me and believe in me and even have compassion for me that I am fighting such a vicious fight on the front lines. Pink Cross is the only organization of former porn actresses who reach out to women trapped in porn as well as fights pornography. It takes extreme courage and endurance to do what we do. I’ve worked with the FBI and the Obscenity Task Force and sex trafficking organizations across the country. I’ve testified in congress, California state capitol and stood up against a billion dollar industry who is trying to take me and my WHOLE family out because of it.

And then there’s my brother partnering with criminals who promote teen sex, child pornography and pornography. Geez. I hope you are smarter than that.

Uh-huh.

So…if we are to believe the Ministeress, Michael Whiteacre is nothing more than the paid agent of the “demonic” and “Satanic” Free Speech Coalition, who is using their millions of blood (and spooge??) stained profits to defend their pedophilia and “teen sex” trafficking profits against the ONLY person and organization mandated and endowed (well endowed?? So that explains why Shelley kept her fake boobjob??) by GOD Himself to fight to save the impressionable youth and children from The Devil’s awful fiendish sex grip. Oh, and Diane Duke is a mass murderer of preborn babies because she used to lawyer for Planned Parenthood before she joined the FSC; Pink Visual’s sponsorship of FSC along with their making “teen sex” videos convicts them, in Lubben’s mind, as kiddie porn criminals (although thanks to the 2257 regs, the proof that the models/performers featured in said videos are of legal age can be easily verified, and not just through googling); and FSC’s involvement with a group like ASCAP, which is specifically designed to cooperate with authorities on weeding out not only active child pornography, but also discourage accidential underage viewing of adult sexual media, is tantimount to supporting and even making child porn. Heck, Lubben even goes so far as to cite the FSC’s successful efforts to roll back the more repressive aspects of the Child Online Protection Act (COPA) by the US Supreme Court as bonafide proof of how they are in league with the pedophiles…as if the majority opinion of that court had nothing at all to do with that decision.

And…there is Shelley so deep in her Messiah complex and her Joan of Arc fantasyland that she would condemn her own brother — her own flesh and blood — for daring to question her Godly motives in protecting American women and children from the evil and pervasive smut belted out by those baby-killing lesbian pornographers and their paid shills!!! After all, she’s been before Congress and worked with the FBI and testified in Great Britian, even!! How DARE he not bow before her as God’s messenger of salvation and join with SATAN and THE ENEMIES!! Either you are with her as a brother, or you are with THEM!!! Join her or FACE GOD’S ANGRY WRATH!!!!!!

Of course, none of this mindless bullshit spewing from Shelley’s piehole is anywhere close to actual reality…but when you are running your own personal minicult off the taxpayers’ dime (remember, folks..the PCF is a verified tax exempt organization and Shelley has a history of spending her funds lavishly on such worthy endeavors as makeup, purses, and compact kits, so what’s a few thousand dollars for personal rehab or self-medication with dangerous anti-psychotic drugs and alcohol??), perception and reality can become quite confused. Especially when you surround yourself with only yes men (and women) whose only purpose is to fluff you with cries and screams of “Hallelujah!!!” and “Praise be Jesus!!” and not really think about what you are actually doing to yourself and others.

Then again, Shelley’s consistency with actually living the Word of God rather than using it as her own personal crutch and club to continue her Attention Whore efforts from when she was an actual whore (in the sex-positive sense, of course), has never been a staple of her being…as that still fresh signature of Ron Jeremy upon her tits or those grinding…errrrrr, dancing moves she showed off at that fund-raising event, or her behavior at Cambridge attests plainly.

Something tells me that this is not going to end well…especially not for Shelley Lubben and her associates.

 

UPDATE (10/8/11):  Michael Whiteacre has now posted that Shelley Lubben has continued to privately and publically harrass Madelyne in spite of the latter’s warnings to seek legal action via a restraining order; therefore, he plans later today (Saturday) to release more, and far more damaging, information on the Ministeress and her “ministry”.

As the saying goes: “Things are about to get real.”

Also, Michael’s original letter to Lubben challenging her to come clean was posted over at Luke Is Back; it can be seen here. A further comment verifying that Madelyne is now in full legitimate rehab can be found here.

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The Gail Dines Principle: When Life Gives You Lemons, Blame It All On Porn (Or, How To Transform The Dominique Strauss Kahn Rape Scandal Into Yet Another "Porn Culture" Rant)

In the world of political punditry, there is nothing more annoying than the person who is so fixated on one subject, that he or she manages to turn every question on any other topic back to that particular obsession.

Oh, you don’t know what I’m talking about?? Well try this hypothetical example:

Wingnutter:  “Obama’s a socialist who was born in Kenya!!! He must be IMPEACHED!!!!”

Viewer: “Oh, that’s all fine and good…but what’s your position on raising the debt ceiling??”

Wingnutter: “Gee, Paul, I’m all for it, as long as we get rid of all this unnecessary big government spending and all these job-killin’ taxes…but seriously, we first gotta get rid of that socialist President who wasn’t even born here!!  Why don’t you ask him to reveal his birth certificate and prove he’s a citizen??”

Viewer: “Ahhhh….hasn’t President Obama already done that, like, twice?? And what does that have to do with the deficit ceiling?”

Wingnutter: “What are ‘ya, some kind of liberal?? That wasn’t a REAL birth certificate, and we can prove it!! Next question, please?”

New viewer: “OK, so what do you think about the FAMiLY LEADER pledge on marriage and other vows of fidelity to conservative social policies…and would you be willing to sign on to it?”

Wingnutter: “But, of course, absolutely, I’d sign in a heartbeat!!!.I believe in strong conservative family values..which is why we MUST get the truth about that socialist Obama and his Kenyan citizenship!!”

Yeah, now you get the picture.

Some people have so ridden their one-trick ponies so far to the ground that they don’t even know how to address other issues without ultimately boomeranging back to their obsession.

And then, there is the special breed of wingnutter, who is so obsessed with his pet cause that he can’t help but take even the most unrelated events and somehow connect them to his pet myopia.

Or, in the continuing case of antiporn “feminist” hit woman Professor Gail Dines, her pet cause.

As you all know, Gail has a hard-on for pornography. Obviously, it’s not the traditional kind of hard-on, it’s more like porn is her special obsession, her chew toy, the center of her universe, and the alpha and omega of her activism as an antiporn activist. To Professor Dines, porn is simply the root of male evil, the reason that men get erections and exist fo abuse, dominate, degrade, and ultimately, rape women; and there is no social ill on earth that she can’t attempt to connect to the prevailence of it. No matter how tangentally unrelated a particular issue may be, you may rest assured that Gail will find some way to connect that issue to the evil prevailence of the “porn culture”.

And today, at the CounterPunch website, Professor Dines manages to meet if not exceed her high standards of deflection and reductive reasoning in blaming porn and “porn culture” for current events.

In this case, the issue is the ongoing saga of former International Monetary Fund chairman Dominique Strauss Kahn, potential candidate for president of France, who has been embroiled in a particularly heated sex scandal. If you will remember, around a month or two ago an African woman who was at one time DSK’s maid dropped some very disturbing charges on him, basically claiming that he had physically and sexually abused her while working for him. The case claimed global notoriety (that’s what happens when billionaires and global leaders are involved in scandals), but ultimately resulted in nothing, because the French prosecutors ended up having to drop the case, claiming both a lack of physical evidence and major inconsistencies in the woman’s charges. It didn’t help matters either that major newspapers in France and around the world put out stories explicitly attacking the character of the woman accuser, all but calling her out as a prostitute and a golddigger merely setting a “honey trap” in order to blackmail DSK in order to both hurt his election chances against incumbent Nicholas Sarkozy and to get paid.

Naturally, in such a media environment, the woman accuser has gotten some support (both moral and financial) from people who feel that once again, a woman who makes an accusation of sexual assault upon a wealthy man is getting the shaft (no pun intended) and having her accusations not only dismissed offhand, but also treated with the usual amount of derision and slut-shaming and denial that all women making such charges are demonized with.

And, it should be noted that Strauss Kahn faces another round of rape accusations from another woman, which are still pending.

Now, this may play to the themes of how women are taken seriously or not when it comes to charges of rape, or how wealth and privilege have disjointed the criminal justice system to the point that those with money and power and the ability to set the media to their side can manipulate the system to their benefit, at the expense of the less privileged.

And if Gail Dines had attempted to analyze that aspect of the case, then there would be no issue.

Problem is, for Gail, everything must ultimately point back to porn…and her essay attempts, in her own cracked style of snark and sarcasm, to finger the “porn culture” for enabling DSK — and by extension, all porn using men, to get away with rape.

Buckle up, Clones…it may get a bit bumpy.

DSK and the Meaning of Consent

I have a great idea for a movie. Here’s the pitch: A poor, slutty immigrant takes a job as a chambermaid so she can have great sex with the hotel guests. One day she hits the jackpot. She walks into a room only to be met by an irresistible stud old enough to be her father. Known in his home country as “The Seducer” he offers her a full view of his impressive manhood.

Overcome with lust, she falls to her knees and the two have great consensual sex. But being a woman and all, she is a lying, scheming whore and accuses the seducer of rape.  The poor seducer becomes one more victim of “sex offender hysteria,” as one caller to National Public Radio named it, and now he must defend his good name.

Where to pitch this? I could go to the usual adolescent boy filmmakers such as Judd Apatow or Adam Sandler, since they specialize in making movies about manipulative predators who are really good guys underneath. But wait. I have a better place. The porn website Maid Bangers seems tailor-made for this story. The teaser on the website reads: “Tom and Steve are on a Mission … They conquer hotel after hotel. When they are in town, not one maid is safe! “ (Emphasis Theirs).

On the site, free teasers lure in the viewer. Take “Luna” for example. According to the text, “Luna was spotted by Steve in the hallway and he immediately went after her. He came up with some lame excuse to get her back to the room, and it worked great. Once in the room, she couldn’t resist the boy’s charm.” Sound familiar? “Maya” has a similar experience. “Tom and Steve invited her in and before she could really understand what happened, she had a cock up her ass & one in her mouth.” Just in case this sounds like a rape to you, don’t worry — the pictures surrounding the text show Maya having hot, orgasmic sex.

You get the point, do you?? Because we all know that all men are so alike in their mission to impale and rape women through porn sites like Maid Bangers.  Hell, DSK, when not spending his time screwing whole countries with “Shock Therapy” economic policies, probably was kicking up a six pack of Perrier and Jouet watching MILF Hunter videos seeking the best approach on how to conquer his next female victims.  Of course, how a French billionaire and public politician would happen to get his hands on such porn to begin with, or why DSK just didn’t go the Arnold Schwarenegger/Nicolas Sarkozy route and simply cheat with a hawt female celebrity or bed his own maid willingly, didn’t enter Gail’s hive mind when she was writing this claptrap.

And, as always with Gail, there is the disbelief that any woman would have enough sexual desires of their own to seduce men and women on her own merits merely because she can or because she actually likes sex. That’s just The Big Lie imposed by “The Pornographers”, you know….we all know that “our sexuality” is much better than that….right??

And no, Gail or Clones thereof, that is not an excuse for rape…that simply says that women are capable on their own of inducing sex without the need for men’s approval or any injections of testosterone or reading up of bad XXX vignette videos.

Addedum: I actually decided on a lark to browse through the Maid Bangers site (WARNING: link definitely NSFW for explicit sexual content)….and lo and behold, it is basically nothing more than a Bang Bus clone where somewhat professional porn performers act out their sex scenes under the plot and setting of playing “hotel maids”. All of the performers are under contract and model releases, right down to the 2257 forms, and the sex they do is very much consensual, open, freely sought, and well compensated. Hardly the virtual rape and “sexual slavery” that Gail pretends it to be…and nowhere close to any relation to the Strauss Kahn maid’s real life plight.

Also…Dines is a bit lacking in her research this time, because it seems like she got her information about the “Luna” scene straight from the guest preview page, rather than actually viewing the video (which requires a paid $29.95 per month membership), though if Gail really was up to it, she could have simply gotten the two-day $1 trial and gotten access to the actual video, or simply viewed the free trailer that was available.

Finally….how nice of Gail to focus attention on “Luna” as an example of an “oppressed” woman of color allegedly abused and gang raped by White men. It’s especially nice when the other women featured in the Maid Bangers preview, “Crystal”, “Missy”, and “Deseiree”, are all White women.  (There is one other Latina, “Maya”, who is featured, but somehow Dines managed to miss her.) Errrrrrrr…oopsie???

But let’s get to the heart of the matter, shall we?? Quoteh Dines with the money graph:

The Strauss-Kahn story belongs in the world of porn. It is here that all sex is consensual, no matter how manipulative and violent, and all women are whores who need a man to release their inner slut. In porn, women don’t do unskilled, low-paid work to feed themselves and their children. No, they work because this is where you go to get laid. Sites such as Fuck the Nanny, Nurse Hardcore, Naughty Bookworm, and Secretary Porn all tell the Strauss-Kahn story. Women don’t need a living wage, health care, safe housing, child care, or a career. They just need monster loads of “jizz” to make them happy.

Oh, so let’s see here. Fantasy skits like the vignette series mentioned above are, according to Professor Dines, not merely just fantasies to fuel the lusts of horny guys (and girls) seeking a quick means of getting themselves off and getting through the grind and boredom of the day. Nor, are they enterprises where the performers simply use such costume fantasies (now known and celebrated as “costume play” or “cosplay”) to act out their horniness and get paid a decent sum for that scene. Nope…according to Gail, they are the embodiment of corruption of real life nurses, secretaries, maids, teachers, and students who suffer the full and unadulterated effects of sexual harassment, coercion, degradation, and even rape, because impressionable men who view these scenes inevitably — actual experience with real live women who work these professions be damned — believe and act on the belief that ALL women in the universe should be their own personal sex toys and concubines, to be used and abused for life.

Course, that thesis fails to explain how such series can coexist with other vignette series such as My Friend’s Hot Mom  and Naughty Office (Naughty America) and Big Tits Boss (Bang Brothers), not to mention all those MILF and Cougar flicks, where the WOMAN is explicitly placed as the aggressor seeking the men to seduce, or where the WOMAN is the one with all the power who goes after the unsuspecting man (or woman) for a passionate sex session or two. But, I’m sure that Gail will have a talking point ready for that, as she usually does.

Oh, and Professor?? It is not necessarily inconsistent for someone to call for a livable wage, better workplace conditions, equitable pay for comparable work, safe and adequate housing, and universal health care, and still enjoy consensual cosplay featuring enthusiastically busty and horny women roleplaying. It really isn’t. Heck, you can even do all that and believe that coerced sex and rape is bad, bad, bad. Honest and for true.

Only in a porn culture could we take seriously the idea that what transpired between Strauss-Kahn and the unnamed woman was consensual. Only here could we actually spin a story of a single mother risking her livelihood to have Strauss-Kahn’s penis rammed down her throat.  And only here could we focus on the credibility of the woman while making light of the history of a man who was well known for his predatory behavior.

Riiiiight, Gail…because only in a “porn culture” could a prosecutorial panel investigating the case find not enough or conflicting evidence such that there wasn’t enough to warrant indictment. In Dines’ perfect world not affected by “porn culture” or male privilege, a man accused of what Strauss Kahn was accused of would simply be declared guilty by acclamation, and sent to the nearest Swedish Model camp for “reeducation” on how women should be treated…right after the castration and lengthy jail sentence.

Now, the brutality of the media attacks on the woman accuser certainly is problematic, as much so as the media attacks on the woman who filed those rape charges at Wikileaks mastermind Jullian Assange (Funny, but Dines had very little to say about that firestorm when that came down….not even a reference to the Pornwikileaks drama.) But, how is that any different from the most recent and still ongoing pilleraging now being bestowed on Carlee Anthony, the young woman who recently was acquitted of murdering her young child in a very nasty public trial? Oh, wait…Carlee Anthony is female, and upper middle class, and White…not quite exploitable material for antiporn “feminist” analysis. Plus, even porn’s rejected her (in fact, most porn folk I know are as convinced of her guilt as Dines is of DSK’s). When Gail starts digging into Nancy Grace as much as she digs into DSK, then maybe we may have something interesting.

And besides…there’s always the wrongful death suits and the media offers for book deals, which I figure will probably set the accuser up for life. Unless, working-class Black women aren’t seen as marketable as middle-class White girls.

And here’s where Professor Dines goes off the cliff, because she attempts to mine another sex scandal of foreyear.

And don’t let’s forget that this is a black woman. We know that black women have the tendency to be “a little bit nutty and a little bit slutty.”  If they could smear squeaky clean Anita Hill, a conservative Christian who spent her early career demonstrating her allegiance to the white Republican establishment, then every woman is fair game.  David Brock, a former research fellow with the right-wing Heritage Foundation, recalls in his book, Blinded by the Right, how he set about destroying Anita Hill by taking a “a scattershot approach, dumping virtually every derogatory—and often contradictory—allegation I had collected on Hill from the Thomas camp into the mix. Hill was an ambitious incompetent passed over by Thomas for a promotion. She was “kooky.” She was a man-hater. She had a “perverse desire for male attention.” She had a “love-hate” complex with Thomas. She made “bizarre” sexual comments to students and coworkers. She sprinkled pubic hairs into her law students’ term paper.” He now says that what he did was disgusting, but it worked, and Anita Hill became one more victim of a misogynist culture that protects its own at any cost.

Nice try, Gail, but some facts get in the way of your assault.

First off…all that and more were lobbed at Anita Hill when she made her historic sexual harassment charges at Clarence Thomas during his SCOTUS confirmation hearings. Mostly, though, they were made by fundamentalist Right wingnuts in an attempt to smear her charges and grease the wheels for Thomas’ ultimate confirmation vote. It was politics, not male sexual aggression, and definitly NOT porn, that motivated the smear attacks on Professor Hill.

Secondly, blindsiding David Brock as the premier hit man for the smears on Anita Hill without mentioning the fact that he didn’t just repudiate those tactics as “disgusting”, but openly and unabashedly backed up his “come to Jesus” vow by founding Media Matters For America to right that grievous wrong and openly oppose right-wing propaganda spinning, is a bit disingenious on Gail’s part. Kinda like the Right quoting former West Virginia US Senator Robert Byrd’s historic KKK membership to smear all Democrats as innate racists, forgetting that Byrd long since repudiated such bigotry and has backed it up with his votes….all the while covering up and whitewashing the Republican Right’s far more obvious and current racial bigotry.

And speaking of hypocrisy…here is the most delicious irony of all this smack from Dines’ piehole. Clarence Thomas, for all his Long Dong Silver fetishes and “pubic hair in Coke cans” lore, has been more or less the most consistent and fervent SCOTUS justice when it comes to advocating outlawing pornography from the face of the earth. In other words, he is far more on Gail Dines’ side of the debate, though not necessarily on the feminist wing. ‘Ya’d think that Gail probably knows that from all those meetings she has had with Pat Trueman’s Pornography Harms group or the money she probably gets from Morality in Media. But, I guess that when you are writing for a putatively lefty rag like CounterPunch, such facts get lost in the ether. (And, neither Nick Sarkozy nor even DSK himself are exactly political sex-positives on the issue, either.)

Leave it to Gail, of course, to close her rantage by getting back to the “porn determines real life” meme.

Next on the chopping block is French Journalist Tristane Banon, the goddaughter of Strauss-Kahn’s second wife who claims she was attacked by Strauss-Kahn. I was going to pitch this story, too, to the porn industry but it turns out someone beat me to it. The porn movie, Goddaughter 3, tells the tale of “a beautiful temptress who uses her alluring erotic skills to climb ‘the family’s’ ladder of power. She does anything with anyone to reach the top …. The danger, mystery, intrigue and hot, sultry sex are back!”

Ho, ho….very funny. Ha, ha….it is to laugh.

Besides that, isn’t that the tale of almost every recent mainstream TV drama series?? I mean, wasn’t that the theme of every single Jackie Collins novel?? (Remember the Lucky/Boss/Lady Boss series??) Why should porn get all the blame when Lifetime, FX, and the Big Four channels get to swaddle all over in the theme of “woman sleeps her way to the top” without any penalty?

Why??  Because Gail Dines is a crackpot pretending to be a “left feminist” riding a one-trick pony called “porn culture”. The sooner progressives realize her act and start listening to genuine progressive sex workers not so inclined, the better for all of us.

Memo to CounterPunch: Time to call in Nina Hartley again to repudiate this bullshit. I hear she’s available again.

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Memo To Birther Whackjobs: Here's Your Long Form Right Here…Along With Osama bin Laden's Head Attached To It!!

WOW.

Never thought that even this Indy Leftist would actually be praising a military action. But this one is probably the biggest success since WWII..and we didn’t even have to drop an atomic bombm either.

Osama bin Laden, Mastermind of the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on Washington and New York City, leader of al Queda, and all around smack talker against “the Crusaders” and everything else modern (and a big time racist to boot), is no longer a member of the living human race. Thanks to the fine efforts of the United States Armed Forces, some actual investigation, and a surgical strike, the man held duly responsible for the death of 3,000+ American citizens on that fateful day has met his maker.

Oh, but I feel so bad for poor Osama…because instead of those 77 virgins that he promised his followers for their terrorist deeds, he’s only going to get a welcoming ceremony into the deepest and thermonuclear depths of Hell

Actually, I don’t feel so sorry for bin Laden at all. You get ultimately what you deserve, and when you pull off an senseless attack as you did, revenge is gonna be quite a bitch.

I save my sorrow for the brave men and women who lost their lives on that fateful day.

But do you know who I actually do feel some empathy for?? The Grand Old TeaPublicans.

It’s not been a good week for them, hasn’t it?? First, President Obama kills off their priime issue with the release of his long-form birth certificate, making them look like the whackjobs they are.

Then, Mother Nature decides to send scores or tornadoes upon the Deep South to remind them of who’s really in charge.

And now, tonight, five years after George W. Bush donned his codpiece, did his Top Gun fantasy and declared “Mission Accomplished” in Iraq (while casting aside numerous efforts to actually get bin Laden when he had the chance, since he was too busy firebombing Fallujah and stacking Abu Ghraib, I guess), Prez O manages to score the ultmate trophy that proves his foreign policy mettle.

Of course, this probably won’t end the wars in Afghanistan or Pakistan,,,,far from it. Osama’s newly found martyr status could even enrage al Queda enough to induce other terrorist attempts. And, it doesn’t erase at all the tyranny of the aftermath of those wars. It doesm however, offer at least a window of closure to all those whom have grieved the death of their loved ones.

Not to mention, it seriously kicks the hell out of the Right’s claim of Obama as “soft on defense” and not so Presidential. When you are able to claim Mummar Gaddafi’s son and Osama bin Laden as your prized trophy cases in one week, you’ve proven you mettle beyond expectations.

And, it proves that you don’t have to invade whole countries and torture people en masse to get the job done. SEAL teams and surgically placed drones combined with decent planning and investigation really does work sometimes.

In the meantime, I hereby send this parting gift to Osama as a token of my appreciation for everything he’s done, and to remind him why we kicked his ass straight to HELL. Oh, and what he will be missing when the Devil uses his balls for Ping-Pong.

Nina Hartley (when she was a VNA Girl, courtesy of VickyatHome.com)

 

Vicky Vette (via VickyatHome.com)

 

Bridgette B. (h/t Juliland.com)

 

Lisa Ann as “Serra Paylin” (h/t Hustler Productions/TheRealLisaAnn.com)

Vanessa Blue and a friend (via VanessaBlue.com)

Suck on them, Osama, you bastard.  Oh wait, you can’t, because you’re DEAD.

Scoieboard, beeeyotch.



 

 

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Another Day, Another HIV Porn Scare Overhyped…And Shelley Lubben Goes Whack Again, But Gets Exposed For The Fraud She Is

I am so sorry that I couldn’t get to this when all the drama originally took place…but I was preoccupied with other things.

But, now that it seems that yet another supposed HIV pandemic in porn has been proven to be total nonsense and greatly overhyped, I guess that it’s now time to serve some crow to some people.

For those who may not have noted, last July the California porn world was in total chaos because it was leaked that one of their performers had tested positive for HIV, the virus that causes AIDS. That set off all the usual hysteria, with porn sets shut down while all the primary and secondary sex partners of the poor afflicted performer (dubbed as “Patient Zets”) were tested as per normal procedure by the Adult Industry Medical Foundation, which is basically the official testing organization for the California-based porn industry.

Unfortunately, because this latest scare took place only one year after a similar panic when a female performer was tested positive; the flameout in rhetoric was even more extrreme, with most signs pointing to the breach of the system as the final proof they needed to condemn AIM and promote alternatives…up to and including mandatory condoom usage by all porn performers. Even worse, though, was that “Patient Zeta” also was reported to be a bisexual male who performed gay porn on the side…which added the additional spark of homophobia into the mix as well.

Not surprisingly, plenty of the usual suspects took to the airwaves to decry this ultimate failure of the system. The officios at the California Occupational Safety and Health Administration (Cal-OSHA) mined the latest “outbreak” news to reinstated their position that porn sets needed to be fully regulated and performers forced to use condoms as a means of protection and “role modeling” the general public. The biggest and loudest voice, though, came from a group called the AIDS Healthcare Foundation, whose founder and chief spokesman, Michael Weinstein, had long been a fierce foe of AIM and its alleged “monopoly” on STI testing and protection. Weinstein used his microphome and his organization to publically attempt to humiliate AIM and force the LA and Cali authorities to seize power and force mandatory condom usage (and his own testing regime) on the industry carte blanche, citing the potential for a major pandemic among porn performers.

And it would have probably worked, too….except for one small problem.  The pandemic never happened.

Like it didn’t happen last year, either.

One month after the Great 2010 HIV Porn Scare began, it ended….with a whimper.

In a not-unexpected announcement today, Vivid Entertainment, one of the world’s leading adult producers, said that it is set to resume movie production on Monday, November 8, after being shut down for almost a month because of health safety concerns.

The move was apparently triggered by the announcement yesterday from the Adult Industry Medical (AIM) Healthcare Foundation that the final actress who could possibly have contracted HIV from the performer now known as “Patient Zeta” has been cleared after the second round of PCR-DNA testing, and has been allowed to resume her acting career.

“The Adult Industry Medical Healthcare Foundation has completed testing of two generations of partners of Patient Zeta, from both personal and professional life,” AIM General Manager Jennifer Miller said today. “All persons tested negative for HIV on two occasions, using multiple testing methods. It has been established that Patient Zeta acquired the virus through private, personal activity and there was no transmission of the HIV virus from Patient Zeta to anyone else.”

“This event affirms the efficacy of AIM Healthcare Foundation’s testing protocols, as voluntarily implemented by the adult entertainment industry,” she continued. “It is regrettable but inevitable that people continue to acquire the HIV virus in their personal life. The protocols and other industry practices have resulted in only one incident of HIV transmission on set in more than a decade. That is a remarkable record. AIM Healthcare Foundation is proud of its contribution to the health and well-being of the adult industry and wider community.”

Of course, the fact that their dreams of exploiting the “outbreak” for political purposes had been dashed by actual facts weren’t going to stop the “push condoms” and “smash AIM” folks from fighting the not-so-good fight. In the midst of the crisis, when it was still possible that things could get hairy, Weinstein’s group AHF and the Cal-OSHA people were quite busy attempting to impose their will. They unsuccessfully attempted to browbeat the Los Angeles Metro City Council to suspend all licenses for shooting porn in the Greater LA area. They attempted — just as unsuccessfully — to use the courts to force AIM to reveal the identities of “Patient Zeta” and all of her partners through their confidential medical records…while simultaneaously claiming that having AIM release the results of their testing to porn production companies violeted the HIPPA law regarding public release of private medical records.

But mostly, they attempted to use the media to browbeat the industry into submissiveness. Unfortunately for them (and fortunately for us), their delivery system was more than a bit flawed.

Which brings us one more time to that ongoing saga of: Shelley Lubben, Off The Chain.

Yes, our favorite ex-porn, ex-slut ministress is on her soapbox again.

Apparently, the folks at AHF have decided that Shelley Lubben should become the official voice for those poor, benighted, abused, diseased, prostituted, and infected women unfortunate enough not to be able to speak for themselves against the Big, Bad Male Porn Grinding Machine. At least, those women for whom her Pink Cross Foundation ministry exploits greatly to pay for all of her makeup and travel….errrrrrrrrrrrr, to minister the glory of God and save them from a hard and brutal life.

Now, one would normally wonder how an agency like AHF who originates atourn advocacy for HIV+ folk — many of whom happen to be gay men — would be doing sharing the dais with the likes of Ministress Lubben, whose ministry does seem to have more than a glancing taste of the homophobia. When big money in presumed federal contracts to prooffer testing services supplemented by the potential payoff in condom sales from folks like Durex and Trojan, combines with Shelley’s continuous desire for the public spotlight and a nice book deal….well, let’s just say that greed makes for strange bedfellows.

The problem is, though, that giving someone as whack as Shelley Lubben the microphone is a dangerous thing. Ask the people at UCLA.

Just this week, they decided to hold what they considered a roundtable discussion on the issue of STI’s in porn and the effectiveness of condoms and whether they should be mandated. Representing the “condoms must be mandatory” side: Paula Tavrow of the UCLA School of Public Health, Whitney Engeran-Cordova of AHF, Peter Kerndt of the LA County Health STD program, and Shelley Lubben as “one of the world’s leading advocates for women in the adult industry”. (More on that lie anon.) Repping the other side: Mr. Marcus, long time Black male porn legend and…..Diane Duke of the Free Speech Coalition. (The latter was a late add to make the panel seem less “fair and balanced”.)

Yes, this panel was about as balanced as a FOX News Sunday panel discussion….and Shelley was on her Michelle Bachmann-caliber finest tear that day. Michael Whitacre was at the conference, and just so happened to videotape some of Lubben’s special whackiness. First, the written synopsis, courtesy of AVN:

Lubben, whose website hawks her new book allegedly based on her brief experiences in the industry, and who asked her supporters for their “fervent prayers” about her appearance on the panel, spoke next, and much of what she said was laced with her usual inaccuracies and outright fabrications.

“I worked in the industry in the years 1993 to 1994,” she told the audience. “I was forced to have unprotected sex.” (See, she chose to work in the industry, but she was forced to have unprotected sex, though she must have known that virtually no companies shot condom porn in the early ’90s.)

Lubben launched into a long list of medical problems she claims stemmed from her brief porn career (as opposed to her years working as a prostitute) and also claimed she was “brutally raped on the set when I contacted herpes in a six-man gangbang.” (This would have been Filmco’s Roxy – A Gang Bang Fantasy, but of course, Lubben never filed rape charges against anyone connected with that movie.)

“Women on the set have no advocate on a mostly male set, and are threatened by porn producers and agents,” she continued. “In order to get women to agree to these things, they’re given alcohol and drugs and even sent to local doctors to get prescription medicine like Xanax and Vicodin… All this is documented proof.”

To accompany her talk, Lubben also made available several handouts, one of which references notorious gossip and liar Luke Ford, who collected industry-bashing quotes from several actresses prior to his leaving the porn-gossip business several years ago. Yet another handout, titled “Backgrounder,” contains lies such as that “90% [of porn employees] are child sexual abuse survivors,” “66% to 99% of pornography performers are reported with Herpes, a non-curable disease,” and “25 HIV cases by performers reported by Adult Industry Medical Healthcare since 2004.”

And in case you need the visual to match…. (thank you, Michael Whiteacre):

Former porn performer turned fundamentalist Christian anti-porn activist Shelley Lubben addressing the UCLA “Condoms in Porn” discussion (via YouTube, h/t MichaelWhiteacre)

There are facts…and then there are Lubben Facts. The Free Speech Coalition website post on the UCLA meeting clearly explains the difference.

In fact, the audience could have learned a lot about sexually transmitted infections from the panelists today. Instead, the focus was on statistics for adult industry performers that LACPH has “gathered” from Adult Industry Medical Healthcare (AIM), since the AIM clinic is required to share data with the county. But how many people in the audience recalled that last year, after a performer was diagnosed with HIV, that LACPH claimed, since 2004, there have been as many as 22 cases of HIV in the performing population? The LA Times later retracted the statistic, presumably because it’s not verifiable. But by then, it was too late to stop the spread of misinformation.

No one on the panel spoke more about STIs than Pink Cross’ Lubben, who issued a laundry list of diseases that she claims she contracted “while working in porn,” including herpes, HPV, as well as “extensive reproductive damage,” 12 years of hemorrhaging and severe anemia, due to unprotected sex that she was forced to have on adult production sets. She used the word “rape” liberally to describe her on-set experiences. She also claimed to have contracted HPV during a gangbang shoot with four male performers. Lubben also claims that 66% of adult performers have herpes and that 111 adult industry members have died from AIDS – without citing the statistical sources for this information.

When an audience member forced the question to Lubben, that she had been a prostitute for six years prior to being in her first adult movie (and during her time as a performer, and after she retired from performing), Lubben replied that she had always had “protected sex” as a prostitute, but was “forced” to not use a condom on-set.

Well, here are some FACTS about various STIs from the Centers for Disease Control website:

• Human Papillomavirus (HPV) is so common, at least 50% of sexually active men and women get it at some point in their lives.

• For those that choose to be sexually active, condoms may lower the risk of HPV… But HPV can infect areas not covered with a condom – so condoms may not fully protect against HPV.

• Results of a nationally representative study show that genital herpes infection is common in the United States. Nationwide, 16.2%, or about one out of six, people 14 to 49 years of age have genital HSV-2 infection.

And that’s the thing – the only way to fight ignorance is with facts.

Yeah, right…and Nina Hartley “contracted chalmydia four times during her career”. Of 26 years. (That’s more YEARS than you have SCENES, Shelley. Almost TWICE AS MANY, in fact. Scoreboard sucks, doesn’t it??) At, least, that’s what Ministress Shelley says. I mean, clearly a woman who has performed all of 24….no, check that, 12 videos in one nine month blitz, and who was an active prostitute who has openly claimed in other venues to have unprotected sex and bave contracted everything BUT HIV from her prostitution endevors, is clearly more capable for speaking for all women in porn than a 24 year vet who happens to have a Bachelors degree in nursing, and whom has written several books and made many videos on safer sex and avoiding STI’s. Yeah, Shelley…Nina’s your bitch, all right.

Oh, but let’s save that potential Hartley vs. Lubben ass kicking (figurative, that is) for a future fantasy. Right now,  porn women with even half of Nina’s legacy can still run world laps around Shelley, and still have enough wind to boot her illogical, fanatical ass into orbit. While I’ve previously mentioned Monica Foster and Kayden Kross and Vicky Vette who have thouroughly debunked the stupidity and outright lies and slander of the Ministeress, it is still Julie Meadows (aka Lydia Lee) whom has done the most in public service in exposing the rancid lies of Shelley Lubben to the bright light of sunshine. Today in her blog, Julie fires yet one more Truth volley into the Lubben House of Bullshit, using Shelley’s own words to impale. It started as a comment to the FSC site, then exploded into a blog entry at Meadows’ own  blog. I’ll simply repost it in its magnificent entirity.

“Shelley Lubben’s website from “Way Back Time Machine” 2008:

http://www.shelleylubben.com/former-porn-star-shelley-lubben

“God also restored my femininity and healed my sexuality, which is a MAJOR miracle for me. After doing prostitution and porn I lost ability to function sexually. The fact that I can enjoy a healthy sexual relationship now is an absolute miracle!! God also healed me of the non-curable disease herpes. I was part of a special military study for pregnant women with herpes in 1996 and when I was tested they said I couldn’t be in the study because there was no herpes virus in my blood. The test came back negative! I also am cancer free as the doctors were able to remove all the cervical cancer. He’s Jehovah-Rophe the God that heals us!”

YouTube – “EX-PORN STAR SHELLEY LUBBEN, THE TRUTH BEHIND THE FANTASY OF PORN – PORNHARMS.COM BRIEFING”, Uploaded June 17, 2010

“As a survivor of the porn industry, I contracted human papillomavirus, and herpes, a non-curable disease, which later led to my battle with cervical cancer, where I had to have half of my cervix removed. I also battled with severe anemia due to the hemorrhaging I experienced for twelve years. In fact, I’m still battling with damages to my reproductive organs.”

YouTube – “JESUS SWOOPS DOWN ON HOWARD STERN: EX PORN STAR SHELLEY LUBBEN VISITS 2/2”, Uploaded November 9, 2010

“Shelley Lubben: God told me he healed me and I haven’t had an outbreak in over fifteen years, my kids are herpes-free, so, you know what, I just turned to God and he healed me in all these areas of my life. I mean, he’s practical.”

Shelley Lubben: Of course. Like, you could, you could swing a deal anywhere. Any, literally, and uh… and then one, and then this man, he, he um, he bled on my face and it really frightened me, so… um…
Robin Quivers: Bled on your face? How does that, wha?
Howard Stern: He bled on your face? What was, what was that about?
SL: Well, I don’t know. All I know was it scared the hell outta me.
HS: Where was the blood coming from?
SL: His penis.

Howard Stern: Uh, an Asian guy banged you for money, got you pregnant. How did that happen, his rubber break or something?
Shelley Lubben: In all honesty, um, it did. Condoms will leak and break.
HS: Right.
SL: And I’m tellin’ ya, I’ve had plenty of sex to know that condoms aren’t enough protection but they’re better than no protection.

YouTube – “SHELLEY LUBBEN SPEAK TRUTH ABOUT PORN INDUSTRY”
Uploaded June 4, 2008

“And, as you know in the industry we do not, there’s not, we don’t use condoms. And so, every single day we live in fear that we’re going to catch a sexually transmitted disease or worse, HIV. Everyday we lived, ‘Oh my gosh, oh my gosh, who slept with who?’ And um, I got burned. I caught genital herpes and I thought I was going to die. It’s absolutely the worst thing, it’s the most shameful… I had dealt with so much shame already. This was terrible. And I quietly left the porn industry.”

“I slept with Hollywood directors, actors, singers, I helped contribute to America’s epidemic of herpes. 66% of porn actors and actresses are carriers. 28% have chlamydia and gonorrhea and 7% have HIV. It’s a huge problem. And what we do is when we’re porn stars we’re also prostitutes. We fly around the country and sleep with people for lots of money because they’re our fans. And so then we have unprotected sex with them, of course. ”

YouTube – “EX PORN STAR TELLS THE HARDCORE TRUTH ABOUT PORN”
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“And this is how pathetic is was, I used to sell my breast milk for five and ten bucks inside guy’s coffees just to get money for me and my daughter. That’s my pathetic lifestyle in the sex industry and it’s not just me. I don’t care how glamorous these, I see the porn stars, we all had to work our way to the top. We all started out on the street or in escort agency or prostitution. We’ve all been bled upon. We’ve all been smacked around. We’ve all had guys rip condoms on us on purpose. We’ve been through hell. Vietnam Vets, could probably be comparable to what we’ve been through. That’s why we’re tough. We had to tough it out. I’ve had men try to kill me, stalk me, I was driving a motorcycle and some guy took his truck and hit me. Cuz see we’d b.s. ‘em a lot. They don’t like that. I’d have different engagement wedding rings n so I was in my pockets trying to remember which guy gave me which one.”

She states how much more dangerous the adult industry is after stating that, as a prostitute, she was bled upon, stalked, that clients tried to murder her. She repeatedly sites every porn star as being mentally ill though she does not have the education and credentials to diagnosis anyone’s medical situation. She touts only the professional ability to teach and counsel in Christian-[r]elated studies. In fact, her “degree” does not transfer to any accredited college and it is listed on the Consumer Fraud Reporting website as an unaccredited school, prefacing their list with this statement:

“All schools below are considered by the state of Oregon’s and other U.S. and international standards to be UNACCREDITED. Many are scams, a few may be decent schools, but ALL are without accreditation, something most sensible people would say is a starting point to obtain a quality education and a degree that will be broadly accepted and respected.”

So the catchphrase “Get The Facts” that is splattered all over Shelley’s personal website and Pink Cross Foundation’s website only applies to other people and not her? Really??? Someone please explain to me how that makes any sense whatsoever. Does she need the definition of the word “fact” read to her?

http://www.consumerfraudreporting.org/Education_Degree_Scams_Unaccreddited.php

Lovely how the reporting at Luke Is Back fails to mention how last-minute the meeting was and that the adult industry was all but squeezed out of the discussion. Thank you for actually providing some insight into this event.”

And it’s only getting worse now for Ministeress Shelley….a blogger named Cameron Rowe has just opened a blog where he is currently engaging in an expose of Madame Lubben’s more…shall we say, outspoken statements. His allegations include these nice tidbits: (1) that Shelley was really a madam when she turned 18 and she was pregnant through her clients rather than through porn; (2) that her degree in Christian ministry is really from a well known “diploma mill” that was so damaged that it waas banned from the state of Conneticut; and (3) that her ordination as a Christian minister is actually just as bogus, having come from an orginization (Order of St. Martin) consisting only of an Irvine, California address and nothing else.

Question for Mike Weinstein and the other folk at AHF: Do you really, really want to sully your campaign with someone like THIS???

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Mother Jones Jumps The Antiporn Shark; Endorses The Lubben/Dines/Trueman Lunacy (So Much For "Principled Progressive Journalism")

Oh, swell.  Bad enough that AlterNet and several other outlets of “left” journalism have decided to go all-in on endorsing antiporn “feminist: ideology…but today we got the mother of all endorsements…this time from Mother Jones magazine.

Today, MJ released at their website an article by Stephanie Monciser claiming to be a reset of the events of last Tuesday’s “Pornography Harms” speakout in Washington, DC.

Unfortunately, it seems that the author must have either decided to impose her own antiporn biases on her coverage, or simply was reading off the talking points of the conference speakers.

The result was less of a rundown and more of a promo for all the tired cliches, anecdotes, and saw stories about the harms and “social costs” of porn, and a barely veiled endorsement of antiporn activism and policies.

All this, mind you, in a “leftist” magazine.

How deep is the suckage?? Let us fisk, my friends.

Have the Feds Gone Soft on Porn?

We all know how the Internet has changed the porn business. The video clips available for free to any pimply faced teen with a modem make Deep Throat look positively PG-rated. But might the Internet also change the anti-porn biz? Once the exclusive province of evangelical prudes like Phyllis Schlafly and furious feminists like Catharine MacKinnon and Andrea Dworkin, the evils of pornography are becoming more of a mainstream political issue—if only because most of us, at some point, have stumbled upon a site like www.naked.com while innocently searching for a fruit juice company.

OK, so porn’s availability on the Internet has made it more accessible. As if Playboy/Penthouse/HUSTLER pictorals and adult book stores and the Playboy Channel weren’t antagonizing the local censors during the last period of antiporn activism (the 1980′s) or that men and women didn’t have sex on the brain that often before VHS recorders and camcorders and digital cell phones??  And please…I watch plenty of porn as an adult all my life, and I never came upon naked.com. I never mistreated any women or beat or raped anybody, either. I guess that I’m an anomoly??

On Tuesday, a group of anti-porn activists and scholars arrived on Capitol Hill to brief members of Congress and their staffs and to call for beefed-up federal enforcement of obscenity laws. They weren’t there to fret about the pornographers of old: the loveable chauvinist Hugh Hefner and his scantily clad bunnies, or even the not-so-loveable-but-occasionally-principled First Amendment crusader, Hustler publisher Larry Flynt. No, they had come to alert Congress to websites like GagFactor.com, whose teasers alone are way more graphic than anything Hefner ever published, and whose content doesn’t portend a spirited First Amendment defense.

Ahhhh…first off, even during Hef’s golden age of Playboy, there was HUSTLER publishing content just about as “graphic”. And Penthouse was showing full-on beaver shots long before the Internet was even born. Secondly, just how many people actually have even heard of GagFactor.com (which is a site dealing with women gagging while performing fellation on overly well endowed men) before the antiporn crusaders decided to use them as scapegoats for their crusade against ALL forms of explicit sexual media??

And as for the lack of a “spirited First Amendment defense”: I’d think that a magazine purporting itself to be progressive would mention the fact that the basic reason for the Bill of Rights and the First Amendment is NOT to protect speech that is already popular, but to protect speech that is the most unpopular…because the unpopular speech is usually the greatest targets for punitive censors to attack. I mean, if GagFactor was nearly as popular as what the antiporn censors say, then it wouldn’t be quite the easy target, right??

But of course, unlike the right-wing potentates they mime, liberal and “progressive” sex censors and antiporn “feminists” have to rationalize their beliefs with their supposed principles of free expression…hence, the maze of confusing rhetoric and the ‘rope-a-dope” tactics.

“The days of women wearing a coy smile and not much else are long gone,” Gail Dines explained to the congressional crowd. A women’s studies professor at Boston’s Wheelock College and author of the upcoming book Pornland: How Porn Has Hijacked our Sexuality, Dines has perused Gag Factor, and she described some of its content to the crowd—including a video of a woman with her head in a vice during oral sex. “Porn is an industrial product,” said Dines, who has studied the industry for 20-plus years. “I cannot believe how brutal it has become so quickly.” Gag Factor and their ilk, she added, are now the main source of sex education for boys.

Of course, the idea that gagging or getting off on a depiction of a woman porn actress doing a BJ while attached to a vise might not be the most arousing for the majority of male viewers or consumers of porn, or that depictions of eccentric porn scenes are really no indication of how the viewers really feel about women in general (or even the actress agreeing to do the dreaded “hummer in a vise” scene), gets somehow lost in the ether that Dines breathes continuously. In her mind and that of her associates, this is what ALL porn, even supposedly harmless nekkid women inserts, ultimately leads to, and this is how ALL men not cured by “radical feminist” or Christian fundamentalist principles get their sexual joneses off. And, of course, how porn helps capitalism make a shitload of cash, too. It’s as if Dines never heard of snuff films during the 1970′s and 1980′s.

If someone over their at that briefing had the ovaries to explain to Dines that the overwhelming majority of porn out there still consisted of the usual vanilla style sucking, licking, and fucking (mostly consisting of single girls masturbating or playing with toys, or married couples engaging in sex, or women playing with each other, would that change her view about all porn leading to scat, gag, and Max Hardcore?? Or that one of the prime producers of what she describes as the horrific, most misogynic porn happened to be a woman (Janet Zicaro/”Lizzie Borden”)??

But let us not digress too far…for Ms.Monsicer’s just warming up the orchestra.

Government prosecutors, the speakers said, haven’t kept pace with the industry’s rapid expansion. (In 1988, for instance, the adult entertainment industry released 1,300 porn videos. In 2005, it released more than 10 times as many.) Indeed, Patrick Trueman, a chief obscenity prosecutor at the Department of Justice under the first President Bush, stopped short of bashing Attorney General Eric Holder for going soft on porn. But he came mighty close, suggesting that the multibillion-dollar porn industry is a low priority for the Obama administration, even though the government typically prevails when it aims to shut down porn providers. Prosecuting the biggest fish, rather than the occasional small-fry consumer, Trueman suggested, would make a huge dent in the volume of online smut.

Obviously, this magnitudal increase in porn consumption  in nearly 20 years must be the work of organized crime or the Porn Mafia or the Great Male Mass Rape and Degradation Conspiracy…because technological advances such as HTML and portable camcorders and digital cameras and cheap personal desktop and laptop computers, plus revolutionary data storage and lightning fast broadband service, combined with plain old human curiosity and horniness, just couldn’t be responsible on its own…’ya think?

Also, it should be noted that most of the “successful” obscenity prosecutions that were delivered by the Justice Department’s Obscenity Task Force under Trueman were mostly cases involving either extreme acts that were already fundamentally unpopular due to their content approaching the line between consent and violence (such as the Max Hardcore and Lizzie Borden cases), or cases where they were able to forum shop for jurisdictions more fundamentalist and more likely to see their way (the John Stagliano case).Perhaps it was also because for Trueman, as it probably was for others in the former Bush Administration, busting porn was a hell of a lot easier fry and a greater emphasis than , say, environmental protection or civil rights enforcement; so much so that former Attorney General Alberto Gonzales was working day and night to expel regional attorneys who didn’t tow the antiporn line (and the “bust the liberals” line as well).

But all that doesn’t matter, since Trueman’s main goal isn’t to analyze porn viewer’s habits; it is to put them away for life and wipe any form of sexual expression not endorsed by the Religious Right off the face of the earth. Why Mother freakin’ Jones is quoting him as a valuable source is the real issue. I’m guessing, though, that like most antiporn liberals, the MJ editorial staffers decided that having Dines and Shelley Lubben over overrode any concerns about promoting the direct polar opposite of their belief system, and just let it slide in favor of peddling the antiporn “Left” position.

Christian-right groups have been complaining about porn forever, of course, and Trueman, a lawyer with the anti-gay Alliance Defense Fund, falls within that camp. But technology has made the right’s argument far more compelling, as the Internet has brought pornography to a far bigger and more vulnerable audience than ever before. The adult entertainment industry has fought to protect its burgeoning business by invoking the Constitution and arguing that its work is an expression of free speech. Its lobbying group, in fact, is called the Free Speech Coalition. And it’s true that the courts have found soft-core porn like Playboy, and the bookstores selling such wares, to be constitutionally protected. (For adults, that is. Legally, soft-core porn is labeled as harmful to minors.)

Courts have also struck down as unconstitutional previous attempts by Congress to curb Internet smut with restrictions like age-verification screens and bans on teaser photos. In one case, Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy suggested that parents need only put filters on their computers if they wanted to protect their kids—apparently unaware of data showing that many parents are also downloading porn.

Note the term “vulnerable”..as if people are simply incapable of making their own decisions and passing their own judgment on what they see and hear and watch. Mostly, because if people see that porn is relatively harmless and only induces people to play with their genitals or even maybe have sex with other people, then they might question all the nonsense about sexual prudery and “modesty” that they have been impaled with since all eternity.

The crack about “softcore porn is labeled as harmful to minors” is simply disingeneousness to the ultimate…since surely they know that everything from “parental advisory” labeled  CD’s to softcore late night skin flicks are readily available to people simply by getting their legal adult friends to purchase the stuff. And how can they tell that simply being “exposed” to full on erections, naked nipples, bare asses, bared midriffs and split beaveer shots will automatically turn “regular” humans into bezerk, stark-raving animals ready to attack every woman they see?? Because the Bible or Saint Andrea Dworkin said so??

Also, the fact that “parents” are downloading porn means….what?? That they are incapable of setting boundaries and limiting their young children from doing the same?? Or are only fundie Christains and/or radical feminists the only ones that can be treusted to control their baser instincts and run away from the dreaded Porn Demon??

But according to Trueman, much of the explicit material found on the Internet these days isn’t protected speech but obscenity, which is prosecutable. That means there’s likely no First Amendment protection for Gag Factor and other sites that trade in close-ups of graphic acts, lewd genital displays, sexual violence, and all the gross stuff—bestiality, incest, excretory functions—that meets the legal definition of obscenity.

Thankfully, for now at least, Trueman’s opinions on obscenity law remain just that: his opinion. As of today, the Miller Standard still exists regarding local interpretation of obscenity laws, in spite of the best efforts of the Religious Right and the Radfems to tweak the law to their own ends. But the question remains, again: why is a progressive magazine like MJ uncritically promoting his position as the default liberal position as well??

Next raving lunatic, please.

Making the point with blurry PowerPoint skin shots was Donna Rice Hughes, an “Internet safety expert” better known as the woman photographed sitting in Gary Hart’s lap as the then-presidential candidate sailed his boat, the Monkey Business, en route to the Bahamas. Hughes has since reinvented herself as an anti-porn activist. “For 15 years, children have been spoon-fed a steady diet of pornography,” she noted.

Hughes wasn’t just pushing the standard hysteria. Studies, she explained, have found that more than 40 percent of kids age 10 to 17 have checked out porn online, and many are checking out child porn, too. More compelling were her slides, used to illustrate just how easy it is to find porn simply by accident: Searching a generic term like “watersports” can turn up a host of sites featuring pictures and videos of women getting peed on. Then there’s the Boys.com/Boyz.com mix-up, which sends kids looking for a primer on teen fashion (the former) to a site offering an unfiltered view of graphic anal sex (the latter). According to Hughes, research suggests that the age of first exposure to this sort of visual is 11.

Hughes suggested that the porn industry is intentionally designing websites to lure in young users, too, in much the same way that the tobacco industry has: with cartoons. Consider “DisneyPornLand,” a site where kids can see Disney characters having sex, and freebies—graphic teaser clips available to anyone, regardless of age.

I guess that it would have been a really bad time for someone to interrupt and say that antiporn propaganda is as much responsible for promoting “watersports” as a gateway for…well, watersports, since it’s pretty likely that the people who are into golden showers probably didn’t get there merely by badly planted Google or Yahoo! searches. Not to mention the basic fact that in order to actually get into the really explicit sites, you need a credit card and serious ID…and someone will ultimately discover the credit statement down the line. I know of few 13 year olds who have credit cards not given them by their parents, you know.

Plus, unless you happen to believe in the “gateway/slippery slope” theory that ALL porn leads directly to the most graphic, horrorific, and vomit-inducing, itt’s far more likely that most adolescents who are exposed to porn during their developing years tend to find the same vanilla-style porn that most consenting adults regularly consume, not the “extreme gross-out” stuff so favored by Hughes and the like. That they tend as much to continue to act and live like nomal developing human beings seems not to reach the working synapes of our porn demonizers. Then again, letting reality get in the way of a good witch burning never was a feature of antiporn activist (un)thinking.

Oh..and if the former Donna Rice wants to believe that XXX spoofs and hardcore satire of popular Disney cartoon characters.are the basic equivalent of kiddie porn invented to corrupt the morals of impressionalble kids…..well, I guess you can’t please everybody.

She then played a short clip of interviews she has done with teenagers talking about the effect of porn on their lives and relationships. Hughes chats with “Justin, 16,” who freely admits to having a porn addiction problem. She asks whether the girls he eventually did have sex with were anything like the ones he saw in the videos. “No, ma’am. The girls in real life are nothing like in pornography,” Justin replies. “I’ve never had a girl want to do the same stuff those women did.” The bemused look on his face is worth a thousand words.

And this is a problem….how??? I thought that the principal knock on porn was that they portrayed women in real life as nothing more than “cumdumpsters” and “bi-hot sexeeee sluts” whose only purpose in life was to drop to her knees in front of every male erection they see and give up their rectums, vaginas, and mouths for the pleasure of men. In other words, porn is just an exaggerated fantasy that is not quite in touch with reality?? Of course, it’s just as if not more likely that the megative messages about women in porn and sexually assertive women can be spread just as often by people who are so threatened by women and men deliberatively breaking down the imposed restrictions and moral stopgaps that have regulated sexuality for millenia. People mosty like….antiporn activists??? No wonder why rightwingers and their radfem colleagues support sexual shaming and extreme guilttripping as acceptable policy in curing men and “slutty” women of their “sins” (or of the implanted myths of “the patriarchy”).

Oh, but I haven’t even gotten to the epic climax of the day’s business: Shelley Lubben’s turn at the mic. I will have to hold that for Part 2 of this essay; I have pressing business in order and have to go offline for a bit. But trust me, Clones, she is her typical off-the-chain whack.  I’ll be back, to paraphrase the Governator.

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EdenFallacys…Errrrrrrrr, EdenFantasys.com: Now Officially The BP Of Sex Toy Websites…Except That All That Flows From Their Well Is BS (Updated)

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Since I last posted on the troubles of the EdenFantasys.com website and their basic fundamental issues with manipulating outside links and denying outsiders their proper credit (what we would call pixellized plagarism), things have only blown up to a magnitude.

For those of you not familiar, EF was busted by sex blogger Maymay (over at Maybe Maimed, But Not Harmed) for using crafty Javascript chicanery to basically cloak links gathered from outside sources so that they would become invisible to search engine bots like Google and Yahoo!, converting them to internal links within their family of sites. The effect was to artificially game the system to boost their own site read counts at the expense of the original creators of links that they were, in effect, stealing from. To put it directly, EF was taking links from outside sources (and aggressively recruiting them, too, through “link exchanges” and affiliate agreements with other sites like AlterNet.org) and creating a virtual black hole “Roach Hotel” where incoming links get in, but links to the outside were hijacked and scrubbed before they got out, so that bots could not count them correctly.

This would be bad enough, were it not for the fact that EdenFantasys had also been building up a pretty bad reputation before hand for its treatment of some popularly known and loved sex bloggers.  Always Aroused Girl (AAG), for example, has well documented her battle with EF regarding some back pay that was due her for work rendered with them. Essem ‘Em has her own stories of how she was treated by the brass of EF after a Google Document spreadsheet containing personal information was inadvertently leaked to the public.And then there is the story of Epiphora, who got booted from the EF forums under what can only be described as “questionable circumstances”. Maymay himself originally started his own investigation leading to his groundbreaking post because the EF brass raised hell over his own site using a link to an article that, while originating from EF, was also posted to AlterNet. (Apparently, the idea that contributors can often link to different sites got lost in the translation..or EF was just that damn greedy for the Alexa ratings.)

Well….the popular saying goes that the original crime usually doesn’t kill as much as the attempt to cover it up. If the efforts of EdenFantasys are any indication, then British Petroleum might have a bit of competition in the Grand Cover-Your-Ass MegaFAIL competition.

There are so many ways that a company can react to getting caught doing wrong. Consider the following to be the official list of how NOT to come correct and resolve your behavior.

First off…it is probably not a good idea to respond to your critics by censoring them out of your forums. Especially, if said critics have caches to save their censored posts before you drop the hammer on them. Or..if they have their own damn blogs. Case in point: Epiphora:

Well, apparently my painful-to-my-eyes comment was TAKEN VERY SERIOUSLY:

I have been working hard to not only introduce Eden Fantasys to parts of the blogosphere that have never before heard of us, but also to get them comfortable with us. And that’s hard to do when there are people undermining that work, effort and fragile trust by seeking out reviews to vote down, leave snotty comments on, etc. This goes hand in hand with what I said in my thread about the Off-site Review Program — bloggers have their own voices, just as all of you do, and they’re entitled to use those voices to present their reviews, even if they do so in a manner that you don’t agree with or find appealing — or on a blog whose layout you don’t find to be visually appealing.

So by this reasoning, anyone who rates a review “not useful at all” should be worried, as should the people who agreed with me that the blog is painful to the eyes. And by the way, I do not SEEK OUT reviews for any reason. I subscribe to the reviews RSS feed, and only open reviews of toys that look interesting to me. But sure, go ahead and spread lies.

This part — this is the part that really got me:

Epiphora’s recent behavior is nothing new; we made the decision to permanently ban her because she is a repeat offender, and the fact that she is a repeat offender clearly shows that she has no regard or respect for the community — that includes all of you, not just the “community” in terms of the forums here on Eden Fantasys and the EF staff.

Excuse me, but how dare you? Did you really just say that I have no respect for anyone, let alone the sex blogging community? Somehow I think my readers, followers, and friends would disagree. Entirely.

Apparently this has “been coming for a long time” and I am a “repeat offender.” Right. A repeat offender — and 2 1/2 year veteran — who was never warned. Never flagged. And who never committed any offenses worse than anyone else. The decision is final.

So, let me get this straight…..a well respected blogger gets run from a forum without any warning, without ever being flagged for her comments, and without even a wave…because she criticizes a blog theme as “painful to the eyes”?!?!? Did Sam Berg’s twin sister take over that forum, by any chance??

Ahhhh, but it gets better…turns out that when Maymay’s story broke and people attempted to use the EF forums to ask basic fundamental questions about their shady practices, the moderators’ response was to go to the time honored tactic of the guilty: They simply banned those critics and wiped their posts clean off the map. Or, to use a popular phrase down here: they “zipped” them.

An example from another sex blogger whom have had issues with EF in the recent past, BritniTheVagiwig from Oh, God, That Britni’s Shameless (from this post):

I posted a link to Maymay’s article detailing EF’s unethical “linking” practices in the EF forum. As you know, I already posted about them here. Well, EF being the “transparent” and classy place that they are, removed the post. See? It no longer exists. But, fear not! I still had the page up and screencapped it, so you can see that this thread did actually exist.

[capped original pages from EF forum redacted for length, you can read them over there at Britni's blog post here]

[...]

If the picture isn’t working for you, AAG has individual screengrabs of the thread.

EF claims to be about “transparency” and “community,” when, in fact, they’re about none of those things. And this? Is complete and total bullshit. Anyone that still defends this company is unethical, too. There’s no defending this crap.

EDIT: I have now been blocked by EF, and was not given a warning, or an email explanation. At all. I just went to log in, and it told me my account was locked. I’m the third person that I know of. To me, it looks like they’re trying to get rid of anyone that could possibly know (and spread) the truth. The truth hurts, don’t it? That’s called “damage control.”

Not only that, comments are being deleted all over the forum. Comments are there and then gone. Threads are, too. Threads say “new comment,” yet nothing is there, implying deletion. Myself, Sex and Law, and Holly (Woman Tribune) were all locked out of our accounts for posting comments or threads pointing out the error of EF’s linking policies. [...]

Ahhh, but not to worry…EF justifies their censorship…errrrrrrrr…their protection of their assets from undue criticism.

And here is the bullshit explanation they’ve given, which as you can see, people are still letting them know is incorrect. The “examples” they cite aren’t even backing up their point. None of them use the same script that EF does, even though they’re citing them as examples. And anyone that tries to point that out, or why it’s unethical, is being deleted. You can read Google’s explanations of why “sneaky Javascript redirects” are unethical and wrong here. [...]

What…..bullshit, you say??  You mean, like this elongated post written by the president of EdenFantasys attempting to defend their linkage theft??

[Originally posted at EF's forum, reposted at AAG's blog here]

Dear contributors,

I want to address recent concerns about EdenFantasys’ linking practices.
I am talking about multiple links placed on our website by thousands of contributors: reviewers, forum participants, manufacturers and general users.

Thousands of users post daily on EdenFantasys. These are posts on the forum, reviews, commentaries, personal profiles and today we even opened up our video platform EdenTube. This is all user-generated content (UGC) which requires special handling to assure our website is not damaged with malicious software that could compromise our commerce operations, credit card security compliance procedures, and overall could shut down the website.

It is a common practice on all user-driven websites, including giants like Facebook, MySpace, Yelp or any of the others. You read from time to time about disastrous outbreaks of trojans – virus software – inserted this way into platforms. When it is detected that the posted content contains scripting, linking or other coding symbols beside just alphanumeric characters, the standard coding procedure is to raise a security alert flag. Then there are two ways to handle this: a program can erase / delete all coding from the content or encapsulate it into a separate module that won’t be able to interfere with the rest of the website.
EdenFantasys uses high efficient and the most advanced Web 2.0 technologies like AJAX with DotNET and JQuery frameworks to handle this technical problem. As a matter of fact, our server logs detect over 1,000 daily attempts to insert malicious software on all available user-submit forms. These technologies allow us to be a safe and reliable place.

Some helpful examples include these sites, which do the same JavaScript-based encapsulation:

[list of "links" removed because they all pointed to EF instead of the intended sites]

Those are just a few of the millions of sites who utilize this linking practice as means for protection of user-generated content on interactive platforms.

All linking within SexIs Magazine, on contributor profiles, and elsewhere on EF have always been encapsulated. This allows us to be able to display all of the content instantly without pre-moderation and to share traffic with our contributors.

If there is anyone here whose promise was not met, please contact us and we’ll address the problem immediately. We all appreciate your patience here. The allegations made by a few individuals are misguided, misinformed and surely confusing to most people. This is the stuff of highly experienced programmers and it is easy to twist such information out of context. I wanted to address it here for your reassurance. We care deeply about our community, and as you can see, this is another way we endeavor to make Eden a safe place to play and shop.

Eden is my greatest passion, watching this community grow and seeing people interact with each other on so many levels has been a dream come true. There is no other place like this, and I truly feel that we have the best community out there. We are looking forward to even better times and more exciting features in the future. Thank you to every person who has made Eden such a special and welcoming place!

And then, the lead programmer of EF decides to double up on the doublespeak.

I am the lead programmer here at Eden – here is my input, I hope it is helpful!

99% of modern browsers support JavaScript and it is turned on by default. On our website, we heavily use JavaScript, AJAX, JQuery Framework and XML in order to make information available faster, more secure. Most parts of our website will not work without JavaScript.

In most cases modern search engines do not understand the dynamic information, although it would be highly beneficial for us if they did, since they are missing a lot of information.

As software developers, we will continue to use JavaScript because we believe that the dynamic applications are the future of Internet and are better for our customers.

Thanks!

It would have been a wonderful defense….were it all true. AAG came up with the Word of the Year to describe this: “Bullshitilicious.”

This is bullshit of the highest order of magnitude, folks. It’s even more bullshitilicious when you consider the posts they removed from that thread before locking it:


And this, courtesy of Mistress Kay:


Or this, courtesy of Sex & Law:

Why did EF not want these questions raised? Because any explanations they can give are nothing more than smoke and mirrors.

All sites need security measures in place to keep users with malicious intent from causing damage. I’m sure EF has implemented many valid techniques to deal with hacking and spam. But this linking scheme is not one of them. Ask yourself this: Would EF really be concerned about malicious content on Aslan Leather’s profile page? Isn’t Aslan Leather a trusted enough “partner” with EdenFantasys to be worthy of an honest link back to their site? The very simple answer is the best answer: Of course they should have a real link; a link that is visible to human eyes and to Google. Every verified manufacturer and contributor should have a real link, instead of an “encapsulated” link. This is the kind of link that reputable sites give their friends and even their competitors.

And Maymay himself took little time to debunk this mountain of crap (from here, also again via AAG):

I read their response, and investigated (briefly) some of the other sites they claim are using “encapsulation,” a term I’ve never heard of in this context before. I believe they are using a classic smoke-and-mirrors tactic, a classic “we’re doing it for your your own good, your safety, your security” misdirection, which is disingenuous. I call bullshit on EdenFantasys’s response, because the proof of the other websites’ innocence is underneath the “View source” button, just like the proof of their guilt is.

Here is a snippet of code of a link from one of the sites Fred mentioned, Lifehacker:

<a href="http://www.proteron.com/">LiteSwitch X</a> [Site via <a href="http://onethingwell.org/post/610183401/liteswitch-x">One Thing Well</a>

The above snippet was taken from the page at http://lifehacker.com/5541901/liteswitch-x-makes-macs-application-switcher-far-more-useful.

That snippet of code from Lifehacker, as you have already no doubt guessed, is exactly the same with and without JavaScript. It’s exactly the same in Safari and Firefox. It’s exactly the same on a Mac and a PC. It’s exactly the same for humans and for Googlebot. It’s exactly the same as other links on Lifehacker.com, even though it’s a link that points off-site.

So where is the “encapsulation” Fred is talking about? Maybe in his head. Or maybe he only wants his disingenuous story to be in the heads of non-technical users.

All of you can do exactly what I’ve done to test his claims. Disable JavaScript and view source. If you don’t already know the reality, then look into it for yourself, and then try to reconcile what you see with EdenFantasys’s story.

Let’s look again at EdenFantasys’s code for “links,” again with JavaScript disabled:

<span ID="EFLink_68034_fe64d2">female consumers make up 56% of video sales.</span>

In no way do the two snippets bear any significant resemblance. Fred’s claim that other sites like Lifehacker are doing the same kind of sneaky JavaScript redirects is a flat-out lie. The audacity of his statement (he must have known someone would challenge the claim), is stunning.

The more EdenFantasys tries to throw smoke in the face of their unethical behavior, the more obvious their deception becomes, and you don’t need to be a professional web developer to tell the difference.

When it comes to technology, I don’t believe openness and honesty based on promises should be sufficient. When it comes to technology, demand actually honest and open code. Demand transparency, otherwise you get people like Fred making promises and crying “safety!” while doing exactly the kind of unethical SEO as they’re doing.

So no, I totally don’t buy their response. Not even a little. Not even close.

Moreover, the kind of link-filtering EdenFantasys describe doing for “safety” is a technique already implemented by sites like Twitter and Facebook, which both function very differently from the way EdenFantasys does. Arguing that removing offsite links and programmatically altering links in syndicated content to point back to themselves for “security” reasons is a weak straw-man argument. There are more effective ways to offer security, and I think any technical professional worth their salt can understand that.

That post he made is not intended to clear his company’s name, it’s intended to placate the already loyal and to confuse the as-yet undecided.

Violet Blue (the Sex Blogger, of course) has already quaintly called EdenFantasys' sitch a "reputation crisis". I'd say that it's more like a freakin' nuclear meltdown. Several bloggers have now joined in a very public boycott of not only EF's retail service, but also the services of SexIs, their online magazine (no small feat, considering that the latter features the likes of Nina Hartley and Rachel Kramer Bussel as regular contirbutors), and a campaign to get Google to intervene to sanction EF for violating their rules of proper crediting and linkage is also underway. Only time will tell whether the power of the wallet will be enough to shame EF into submitting to reality of Internet etiquette and protocol...but the damage to their respect amongst the sex+ blogging community may never be undone...maybe even as soiled as the poor animals off the Gulf Coast awash in BP's black crude.

A nice and complete chronology of linkage (all of it real and original, of course!!) to all of the gramd EpicFAIL that is EdenFantasys can be found at Heartbreak Nymphomania.

Update: Oh, nice going, EdenFantasys....or, as I will now go ahead and call them now, EdenFALLACYS.  You couldn't help yourselves with censoring people who posted to your forum...but now you are targeting people who merely post criticism of you...on Twitter?!?!?

Quoteh Juliettia:

It seems that while I have broken no rules of conduct much less posted in the forums since Epiphora’s wrongful banning, that my own account was locked tonight without any warning or explanation.  While EdenFantasy Staff cannot be expect staff to monitor the forum 24 hours a day you can bet that they have a watchful eye on twitter at all hours of the day.

Not more than twenty minutes after I tweeted to Epiphora to add me to her list of those who were leaving #Edenfallacys was I suddenly logged off of my EdenFantasys account. Upon trying to log back in red text glared on the screen stating that my account had been locked and I needed to call customer service.

WAY TO GO EDENFALLACYS! You’ve banned/locked/’cooled-off’ my account due to something that I said off-site. Not only did you ban me based on something I said off site without mentioning you, you also did not provide a warning or e-mail as to your explanation of such. I know it’s not personal because other reviewers have voiced they too were locked out. Of course you don’t owe me an explanation, as you’ve made it clear you owe NO ONE a truthful explanation for anything. We’re all just lying right? Right.

At first I was on the fence of continuing to review for Eden after the way staff responded (or lack there of) to the concerns and questions surrounding Epiphora’s banning. However the recent behavior of deleting threads/posts containing concerns voiced by other contributors after the discovery of Edens unethical link farming while claiming that they do not delete or alter threads and posts in combination of banning my account for no GOOD reason aside from being butt-hurt has only reaffirmed my decision.

We are not children to whom you can say, “YOU’RE GROUNDED GO TO YOUR ROOM!” *banhammer*, instead we are adults with real questions and concerns about the company that claims to care about what the contributors think. If you have nothing to hide then you would not be deleting posts and threads. Instead you would ease the concerns with an answer that makes sense rather than a pile of bullshit containirng bullshit examples that was proven to be bullshit. Sorry Eden, but some of us are not sheep. You can’t just pull the wool over our eyes and scold us for daring to say something that isn’t filled with the sounds of puckering lips.

It’s no doubt that Eden has fucked up. It’s not just the contributors anymore. Other sex toy companies and sex celebrities have noticed as well. Hell even Tristan Taormino retweeted the problem. This is growing and I cannot even predict the impact that it could have. As the saying goes, “Just one upset customer can be the end of your business.”  That one then becomes hundreds. Word of mouth in today’s internet advanced society is a powerful thing.

Update #2 [5-22-10]: Epiphora just posted a scathing update that consolidates pretty clearly how assholic EdenFantasys has been, with ever growing horror stories of sex bloggers and former EF customers recounting their experiences. If EF was a corporation, then right about now they would be up before a House committee, under oath.

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Chuck Norris Goes "Walker, Texas Wingnut" Over Abortion, Slut Shaming, and…Mary Magaldene???

We all know how wingnut celebs can go off the chain…see Michelle Bachmann, Rush Limbaugh, Glenn Beck, etc., etc,. and so on.

Some are more wingnutty then others, though…and a few just simply are off the charts.

Actor Chuck Norris — known for such distinct film and TV credits as The Rifleman, Missing in Action, and Walker: Texas Ranger – has become a rather outspoken Hard Right wingutter activist these days…and this week, he solidified his place in the Ulterverse of the Crazaa with a speil posted to Rich Lowry’s Human Events online rag addressing one of his favored pet peeves: namely, abortion as part of the Vast Leftist/Socialist/Secularist Conspiracy against God-Fearin’, Gun-Luvin’, Superkickin’ America. (His support for the secession of Texas from the Union aside, of course.)

The essay begins with Norris bemoaning current happenings in Washington D.C., regarding the current health care debate…especially what Chuckie sees as the dire threat of them Socialist Democrats to the safety of the preborn::

First, last Monday the Senate rejected the health care reform bill amendment introduced by Sen. Ben Nelson, D-Neb., and Sen. Orrin Hatch, R-Utah, that would have banned federal funds from providing for abortion.

Then, on Thursday, the House of Representatives rushed the clandestine approval of an overinflated $1 trillion omnibus bill, which includes 5,224 earmarks — costing about $3.9 billion — and an underhanded provision that would overturn a long-standing budget ban in the District of Columbia (whose budget is overseen by Congress) for federally funding abortions.

Then, after the Democratic-controlled Senate cleared a procedural vote on Saturday needed to end a Republican filibuster, in yet another near-secret Sunday afternoon session, the Senate passed the omnibus bill and the provision for Washington, D.C. Tragically, the bill also would appropriate $648.5 million for “international family planning” funding (an increase of $103 million over 2009) and would give funding for Planned Parenthood and the United Nations Population Fund, both of which have pro-abortion agendas.

In short, while President Obama was accepting the Nobel Peace Prize, the Democrats in Congress drove a sword through the womb of the unborn.

Of course, this essay was written before today’s news that Senator Nelson was threatening to block and filibuster the entire Senate HCR bill unless his favored antiabortion riders were included (and the further reductions of the tiny crumbs of subsidies to the poor that would serve as mostly candy sprikle over the mountain of crap giveaway/blackmail to Big Insura)…but that’s more irrelevant to this story for now.

Now, Chuck Norris has every right to state his opposition to abortion, as does every American citizen. And if he has the bucks to use a rag like Human Events to spill his seeds of anger, well, more power to him.

It’s a bit more problematic, though, when you attempt to reenforce your case with rhetoric like this:

Washington certainly has reached a new low by forcing American citizens who oppose abortion to pay for abortions via their taxes in this massively comprehensive way. Is it intentionally trying to spark the next Boston Tea Party? When our greatest values are thrown under the omnibus, how do they expect us to respond? (Washington’s wild spending and abandonment of traditional values and our Founders’ vision is what prompted me to add a 64-page expansion to the new paperback version of my New York Times best-seller Black Belt Patriotism, being released in January through Fidelis Books. See the new Web site at [Norris's webpage redacted, just google for it yourself.].)

Let’s forget about the gross pimping of Norris’ tome (gee, I guess that rather than throw tea into Boston Harbor, righties should just Superkick them evil socialist Dems out of power??) and get to the main heart of his graph: that federal funds are being used to fund abortions.  Someone might want to alert Chuckles that there already is a prohibition in the law called the Hyde Amendment, that pretty much eliminates federal funding for such matters.

Now, what the Nelson amendment  — and its House equivalent by Michigan Rep. Bart Stupak that is already included in the House version of the HCR legislation (which, of course, wingnuts like Norris still oppose to the death as “socialist”) — would do is to deny any health care entity using money from whatever “exchange” is used to expand health care beyond the private system, if not any HC provider using the exchange itself, from offering any form of reproductive remedy for women….including abortion, contraception, or even selling condoms.  The amendment would also allow providers to use “conscienciious religious objection” to deny the provision of treatment such as contraception or any other form of prescription based on conservative morality…even for patients who have already paid for their services.

Hummph….I guess that throwing women’s autonomy and reproductive choices under the “onmibus” as well as allowing fundamentalist Christians a back door means of imposing their fascist morality on the rest of us isn’t considered enough for Norris to warrent “the next Boston Tea Party”, right?? And, like I said, he’ll still oppose the bill anyway due to its “reckless Washington spending” on giving those shiftless lazy niggaz and illegal aliens….errrrr, poor, government dependent Black and Latin@ poor folk….access to health care they clealy don’t deserve.  That must be reserved for Real Amerikins’…those who know how to dropkick Muslims, homosexuals, and slutty feminazis.  Uh-huh.

Next, Norris reveals the value of wingnut education though a (mis)reading of polling data:

Obama and Congress’ pro-abortion steps are being taken despite a recent nationwide survey that revealed that 4 in 5 U.S. adults would limit abortion’s legality. One in 3 would limit abortion to rape, incest or the saving of a mother’s life. One in 3 also would limit abortion to either the first three or first six months. Only 9 percent said abortion should be legal for any reason at any time during pregnancy.

Sounds interesting…except for the fact that you could interpret the same numbers to say that 67% would NOT limit the right of a woman to terminate pregnancy to the issues of rape, incest, or threat to the mother’s life; that the second study could just as easily be intrepreted to say that the same 67% would favor keeping abortion safe and legal within the first, if not the second trimester of pregnancy (where the overwhelming majority of abortions take place); and with the common sense note that it’s hardly likely that a woman would wait until after the 18th week of pregnancy just to decide to cut it off, so any third-trimester terminations are probably based on the dire threats to the life of the mother); and that very, very few people other than a fire-breathing radical feminist would even come close to promoting abortion on the 23rd week of pregnancy. Perhaps that’s why Norris doesn’t link the “nationwide survey” so that people of good cause can analyze it….common sense comes a dime a quadrillion for these folk.

After some more pimping and calls of the usual push poll, “call your Congressman and STOP this Modern preborn holocaust”, Norris gets to the heart of his mission as to how the war on the preborn dovetails with that other wingnut war without end, the “War on Christmas”. The results are, shall we say, stunning:

Lastly, as we near the eve of another Christmas, I wonder: What would have happened if Mother Mary had been covered by Obamacare? What if that young, poor and uninsured teenage woman had been provided the federal funds (via Obamacare) and facilities (via Planned Parenthood, etc.) to avoid the ridicule, ostracizing, persecution and possible stoning because of her out-of-wedlock pregnancy? Imagine all the great souls who could have been erased from history and the influence of mankind if their parents had been as progressive as Washington’s wise men and women! Will Obamacare morph into Herodcare for the unborn?

Hold up a sec…..we are talking about Mary Magaldene, right??  The former prostitute who just so happened to be selected by The Lord Almighty to concieve through Virgin Birth (that means NO cheap whorish sex, Chuck) the future King of Kings and Prince of Peace…the one who while living talked about doing onto others as you would “the least of thee”; the one who gave the Sermon on the Mount; the one who drove the Moneychangers out of the Temple?? And….the one who said that thing about “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone”?? I know, I know…that’s not the Wingnut version of the story of Jesus Christ that Chuck Norris would abide to, but it is His words as spoken in the Holy Word that is the Bible…why the hell would Obama “liberals” stone Holy Mary for that?? And I would probably guess that Mary, Mother of God, probably would be willing to accept health care (or, at least, a clean and safe manger) to bring Jesus into this world, right?? Because, I don’t really think that The Lord would take too kindly to the mother of his Son being stoned…see the destruction of Sodom and Gommorah for lesser offenses like raping angels.

In fact, Chuckie, you might want to consider your Teabagger allies before you run any smack about liberals wanting to stone women and kill babies….because wasn’t Herod  more of a right-winger who would side with the Moneychangers??

And as for “being erased from history and the influence of mankind”…would that include those who died due to the Inquisition or the Middle Ages wars of religion??

Ahhhh…yeah. Herodcare, indeed.

Of course, as Renee from Womanist Musings pointed out so clearly, all Norris is revealing is his own misogynistic myopia:

What’s a little holiday slut shaming between devout Christians, right?  Perhaps, if women’s bodies were not stigmatized, being an unwed mother would not be problematic?  It seems like a reasonable assumption to me.  Instead of giving birth in a manger, socialized healthcare would mean pre-natal care (shocking, I know) and a safe delivery in a hospital….but hey, it’s only baby Jesus, right?  Who needs good medical care when you are giving birth to the son of God?  Interestingly enough, I think Herod would be more inline with present day Conservative positions than Obama….but hey, who needs historical accuracy and logic when you have disciplining and slut shaming to do.  Of course, Mary did keep her legs crossed but being a woman in a patriarchal society means that no matter the situation, you are always guilty of something.

I’m so sure that Chuckles would be so caring for all the other poor single women who were pregnant, barefoot, and suffering at that time.  Sure, he would.

Oh, but wait….Norris isn’t finished thursting yet

America doesn’t need to turn the page on culture wars, such as the one on abortion. It needs to reopen the pages of its history to our Founders’ elevated views of and rights for all human beings (including those in the womb), as documented in the Declaration of Independence and our Constitution. We need to revive and re-instill their value of humanity back into society, our children and our children’s children.

And most of all, Washington needs to run our government as Thomas Jefferson outlined in an 1809 letter: “The care of human life and happiness, and not their destruction, is the first and only legitimate object of good government.”

Oh, so the Declaration of Independence actualy did say that all unborn children were as worthy of life as the already born…and that all human beings  — including women, Blacks (that slavery thing excluded), poor people without wealth or property, and of course the Native and Hispanic population not unfortunate enough to get slaughtered and their homelands stolen from under them — are worthy of protection for their freedom of religion…as long as that religion serves The Bible According to Rush Limbaugh. Oh, wait…it didn’t?? And most of the Founding Fathers were actually Deists who didn’t believe in God….and specifically opposed mixing Church and State?? What are ‘ya…an evil athiest Socialist Liberal Muslim from Kenya??? Why, you anti-American Commie, I oughta…. *smack to the ground*

I could say something against all this crap, but Renee says it so much better than I could, so I’ll just borrow from her.

When all else fails, just call upon the founders because they weren’t in the least bit flawed, like every other person that has walked the planet.  We can just ignore that the rights that they were fighting for benefitted privileged, rich, educated White men, who interestingly enough, aside from the educated part, are quite a bit like Norris himself.  Women and Blacks weren’t even considered people but hey, why let a little thing like that tarnish the image of the saintly founders? Perhaps, the lure of manifest destiny and the slaughter of millions of First Nations peoples kept them to busy to consider the morality of their actions.  You know how it is when you get an idea in your head, if you a goal driven person.

When you examine who is touting conservative values, how can their views be taken seriously?  From Sara Palin to Chuck Norris, not a one of them has a functioning brain cell between them.  They always hearken back to this mythical past, ignoring that in reality, for those living during that time it was a nightmare.  Before the women’s movement there were no domestic violence shelters.  How many women lived with their abusers with no possibility of escape?  Before Roe vs Wade, how many women died in back alley abortions?  If the past was perfect, we should ask who was it perfect for because I am certain that an unemployed, single Black mother has it rough today and she would have had it even worse in previous times.

When we pull the curtain away from the wizard, what we see is failed logic desperately employed to reduce the lives of women, while maintaining patriarchal power.  If Norris is so concerned about teh babies, why isn’t he actively working to fight child poverty or for better education in schools? The bottom line is that none of this concern troll knuckle twisting is really about concern for children; it is about disciplining women for daring to demand control over their reproduction.   If children really mattered, they would not be abused, undereducated, and used as a political tools by people.

Oh, but Rene..folks like Walker, Texas Wingnut are certainly concerned about the education of our youth…which is why he is so keen on black belts and karate training. How else should a right-wing whackjob deal with women whom he wants to control???

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Shelley Lubben: The Michelle Bachmann Of Ex-Slut Ministers…And Completely Off The Rail Batsh*t Crazaa

You know…all during all this time that I’ve been offline for various reasons these past few weeks, so much have happened that I wold have loved to post about here, but simply couldn’t.

Everything from Boss Limbaugh’s flameout after being stoned from purchasing the St. Louis Rams, to the twists and turns of the Heath Care Reform debate, to our two Louisiana US Senators, Landrieu and Vitter, showing different ways to show off their asses and deflect my home state’s already tepid image (with great help from that Hammond/Tangipahoa Parish Justice of the Peace who managed to avoid the passing of the 20th Century regarding the right of marriage).

More than likely, I will get to those stories….but just now I just discovered something so freakin’ stunning that it absolutely had to jump to the front of the queue.

There is actually someone who is more batshitty and wingnutty than Michelle Bachmann.

Her name: Shelley Lubben.

In fact, you could probably say that these two were seperated at birth, if you weren’t too careful, because they share the same loony gene.

Everyone here knows fully well about the Congresswoman from Minnesota and her history….and most of you by now also know about the former porn starlet turned born-again “ex-slut/ex-porn” minister who is now deeply involved with the efforts to censor the porn industry in LA. Lubben has been one of the major screech hounds in reaction to the most recent July HIV porn “outbreak:, where one performer was found to have tested HIV-positive; joining AIDS activist Micheel Weinstein in calling for federal intervention to force mandatory use of condoms in porn films as a means of “protecting” the talent….the talent’s own beliefs be damned.

Mostly, though, Shelley Lubben has been basically applying all the subtlety and  zealotry of the “ex-gay” ministries and their approach to homosexuals to leave their evil “deathstyle” to the performers of porn….warning them of all the evil bad nasty dirty things that happen to porn stars as compared to those who follow her lead and find “the light of Christ” through her Pink Cross ministry.

Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on your point of view), Ms. Lubben, in her zeal to support her agenda and speread her ministry to the unwashed heathen porn sluts, is looking more and  more like she has swallowed just a bit too much of the lunacy root.

Take, for instance, her most recent joint presser in LA this past month with the aformentioned Weinstein, where the two announced a joint action lawsuit against some major porn companies (including Vivid, HUSTLER, and the like) seeking to force them to shoot exclusively condom only porn scenes. Ostensively, the goal is to protect the “girls” in the industry; but apparently, Lubben seems to have a low opinion of the very people whom she wants to “save”.(from here, via here and here)

Lubben says that consumers should be aware that porn stars are diseased.

“We want the fans to know what they’re contributing to,” Lubben told the LA Times. “They’re demanding harder and grosser porn. We want to educate them to exactly what they’re watching — diseased people [emphasis added]. It’s illegal for bodily fluids to touch skin, and yet it happens every single day in the porn industry.”

Let’s forget about that “illegal for bodily fluids to touch people” smack, which would if fully enforced fill the LA County Jails with plenty of janitors, sewer workers, sanitation workers, and the like; and cut right to the “diseased people” remark.  Really, Shelley…is that any way to sell your cause to people who want to join your ministry??

Especially since Lubben is so fond of ministering her faith to the industry that she and her Pink Cross ministry makes it a point to appear at every single XXX convention to promote themselves as former porn starlets??  Apparently, porn starlets aren’t too “diseased” that Lubben can’t exploit their conventions to preach her special ministry.

Now, porn starlets like Vicky Vette, Nina Hartley, Kayden Kross, and a few others have risen up both to defend their profession and the performer’s rights of self-autonomy, and to correct the record on HIV/STI use and abuse within porn, and to challenge the position that porn starlets are mindless drones and “cumdumpsters” who need the power of the state to think for them. Needless to say, that hasn’t stopped Lubben from her stated goals….not in the least.

Which brings us to some of her latest antics…as in this video where she and one of her associates attempts to browbeat and harrass Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch, which Lubben claims to be one of the main “porn overlords” and abusers of women, during the recent Adultcon convention in LA last October….never mind that Vivid was in fact condom only until last year and that their content tends to go more towards a couples- and women-based audience. T

This is what she posted to her Pink Cross blog:

October 2, 3, 4 – The Pink Cross hits AdultCon, ANOTHER porn convention in the city of Los Angeles. Back to back conventions, you ask? That’s right. Pink Cross will stop at nothing to reach out to porn stars, porn addicts and expose the truth about porn.

The team again goes all out to educate porn fans and adult workers on the truth behind the lie of porn offering love and hope at the same time, Shelley is interviewed by ABC on the convention floor, prays healing over porn stars and porn addicts, and interrupts an interview between Lisa Ling, special correspondent for the Oprah Winfrey Show, and Steve Hirsch, CEO of Vivid Entertainment, the world’s largest porn company, in which she challenges Steve to a public debate.

Forbes.com deems Steve Hirsh the “Porn King” but is Steve Hirsch as powerful and credible as the world perceives? We’ll let you decide.

And here is the clip (divided in two parts) showing “the team” (i.e., Lubben and her associate) attempting their FOX-style ambush of Hirsch:

Ex-porn starlet turned fundie antiporn activist Shelley Lubben and “friend” attempting to “ambush” VIVID.com exec Steve Hirsch (from PinkCross.org, via YouTube; h/t to Cindi Lofus over at LukeIsBack.com)
Yup….really classy there, Shelley.

Now, there is some real debate within the industry itself over how to treat Shelley Lubben’s ministry….basically, there are those — even active porn performers –  who say that she should at least be respected for revealing the darker side of porn performing and giving those not fortunate enough to avoid the setbacks a vehicle to get out and start afresh….and then there are those who say that she and Pink Cross are nothing more than leeches and fundamentalists who use porn as a vehicle to destroy the lives of others and should get no support for her campaign of destruction.

If Lubben actually showed some class and respect for those who disagree with her, it would be an easier choice.

Problem is, she is so much of a publicity whore and a zealot for her cause that she tends to simply allow her zealotry to overwhelm her…which is why she responded so abruptly and so quickly when the porn blog LukeIsBack.com decided to reveal her antics at Adultcon with the heading “SHELLEY LUBBEN HAS LOST HER MIND!!…”

The result was this quite entertaining and, dare I say, thought provoking exchange in the ensuing comments section, where Shelley (“slubben”) responds back in style.

Kelli Says:

This is supposed to be funny? All I notice is someone with a total and complete lack of manners stalking industry insiders to try and gain fame and publicity.

I think she has the right to her beliefs but if what she really wanted was to “do the right thing” then there are clearly much better ways to go about it than what she is doing. Rudely interrupting an interview, and following people around the convention floor and flat out stalking them really shows her true colors.(October 20th, 2009 (2 days ago) at 1:47 p)

slubben Says:

I think it’s rude you exploit women with known drug and alcohol problems. I clicked on your site to see some of your slaves at kelli.net and saw at least five well known porn stars with serious drug and alcohol addictions.
Most of us know which ones I’m talking about.
As far as manners, are you kidding me? You’re the one promoting white house sluts.

Enough you hypocrite!  October 20th, 2009 (2 days ago) at 2:10 p

Allow me to intervene here….this is a classic and all too typical tactic of Shelley when confronted with performers who don’t quite agree with her or do not march gleefully in the Godly-centered path she lays out for them; she attacks them for “exploiting women” and then hints at threats to out certain performers for their “serious alcohol or drug problems.” As for “white house sluts”…well, I’ll just leave that to her imagination.

Other commentators get into the act:

Third Axis Says:

Shelley, you’re not funny, you’re not clever, and you’re certainly not original. Yours is a tired, worn-out schtick that goes back to Carrie Nation and other such Christian social-dogmatists.

Religion is not now, nor has it ever been, an “answer” to anything. It’s just a great way to make a buck and fulfill a desperate need for attention. Your public antics make you look and sound ridiculous. Leave this kind of act to Michael Moore; he’s much better at it.(October 20th, 2009 (2 days ago) at 3:06 p)

And then it starts getting into the bizarre:

 

slubben Says:

Anybody want to debate? (October 20th, 2009 (2 days ago) at 3:33 p)

 

sammyglick Says:

Huh? Did I miss something????

First of all, what was the point of the two videos? So you interrupted an interview between Steve Hirsch and lightweight journalist Lisa Ling. You could have at least made THAT interesting — yet you backed down and agreed to nothing, when you could have at least gotten Hirsch on camera with Lisa Ling looking like an idiot (if you’d gotten the cameras to capture your point of view and his efforts to sneak out on an honest debate).

Yet you didn’t and you then just follow him around like a lost groupie. Again, coming off as foolish at best and dumb at worst. Sure, you got him looking just as dumb, but at least he managed to outwit you by sneaking off somewhere. Subsequently, you make yourself look like a total loon/nitwit, what with asking just about everyone and the janitor where ‘Steve Hirsch’ is.

Or more to the point, you could have asked the SAME people if they knew where Alex Rodriguez, Tim Geithner or Carrie Prejean was and you’d gotten the SAME BLANK LOOKS!!!!!

You failed to make any valid or significant points for your arguments with this trite and more often than not, flat out stupid video.

Why not truly stand up for your convictions and oh I dunno…hang out at the Vivid booth all day patiently waiting for Steve to come debate you? You wouldn’t even need to be a pest — you could just stand PATIENTLY by the side and/or nearby and just wait. That’s it — just document waiting for him to show up and when he doesn’t, you’ve proved your point (however thin it might be). Or even better, you could have gotten Steve while speaking to Lisa Ling, to agree in principle to debate you (either with Lisa asking the questions, or at his convention booth, or at his offices) and again…when he weaseled out, then post the results.

Heck, you didn’t even go after Lisa Ling to see if she would consider adding you and your viewpoints to her segment. If she turned you down, then you’d have another piece of ‘evidence’ I suppose, showing the media ignoring your viewpoints on porn (although you’d have a hard time really proving this, considering all of the anti-porn hatchet pieces the major broadcast networks have produced over the years — the biggest being when Diane Sawyer got Belladonna to ‘cry’ on camera and nearly denounce her porn career).

In fact, Nightline has done two pieces I believe on an anti-porn ministry that recently moved their church to Las Vegas. So you’d probably have no problem getting the support of Lisa Ling; if only because she could become the next journalist to boost their career, taking un-factual potshots at Porn Valley. Yet from what I can tell, you didn’t even think to go follow her or her segment producers around the convention floor to tell ‘your side’ of the adult industry.

The point being is that your lame attempt at humor TOTALLY backfired. Your efforts to promote your cause just laid a giant goose egg.(October 20th, 2009 (2 days ago) at 3:34 p)

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sammyglick Says:

Slubben – I clicked on your site to see some of your slaves at kelli.net and saw at least five well known porn stars with serious drug and alcohol addictions.
Most of us know which ones I’m talking about.

Come’on, don’t leave us in the cheap seats hanging! What is this, a Page Six blind item?! Names sergeant, names!!!!! (October 20th, 2009 (2 days ago) at 3:45 p)

 

slubben Says:

Whoever you are who puts down everybody from Sasha Grey to Ron Jeremy on this board, please help me find SOMEONE in the porn industry who has some brains and a promising pair of “cojones” to debate me publicly.

I tire of these amateur comments made by anonymous weaklings who hide behind their computers. Come out publicly cowards and debate me!! (October 20th, 2009 (2 days ago) at 4:27 p)

Now that’s funny…..someone who wants to convert every single porn starlet to Christianity and who demeans their lifestyle and professon as “diseased” attempts to use the names of Sasha Grey and Ron Jeremy to defend herself…and then calls for a “debate”??? Gee, Shelley…what’s wrong, I thought that you could handle opponents of lesser lights??

But even that’s not good enough for Lubben…as we see later on in the exchange:

sammyglick Says:

I hate to say one is a moron, but you really are one Mr. General.

I’m not so sure about how much attention Ms. Lubben is drawing to her cause here on LIB — but it sure isn’t much if I had to simply go off of views on YouTube. Just a casual look tells me she’s not getting much attention, as a tribute video of ‘Classic Era’ porn stars, gets more views by a factor of three than most anything she’s done (except for her appearance on The 700 Club…and I dare say, the traffic to that video in particular, came from those who watch said show).

Or put another way, the video of a cute little kid talking about kittens is close to six million views. Ms. Lubben could only DREAM of getting that kind of exposure.

Secondly, I seriously doubt ANYONE who post regularly on LIB (or even reads the site and just lurks) is going to give a dime to Ms. Lubben. Yet you can theorize all day that somehow, the simple act of the regular LIB Peanut Gallery is going to send hundreds of thousands of dollars her way.

Or put another way, when I go home and watch the local and national news, there won’t be ONE MENTION today of her ‘Stalking Hirsch’ video…nor will there be any mention of her subsequent actions to show porn talent ‘the religious light’ tomorrow…next week…next month…next year (unless she actually becomes oh I dunno, media savvy and learns it’s pointless to harass Hirsch and then post idiotic videos of her lame stalking tactics…instead, she use some common sense and calls established media outlets and harass THEM until they give her some free airtime).

Third, I don’t personally despise Ms. Lubben. Those are YOUR words (and perhaps, a Freudian Slip on your part?). Rather, I would prefer not to have my time wasted with nonsense cultivated in fantasyland. It would have been one thing if her two videos, totaling nearly 20 minutes, actually had a point. They don’t. While her ministry might very well be valid and a good thing for a certain segment of the adult industry, she’s a poor spokesperson for it as she fails to grasp even the simplest concepts of the current media culture.

Or put another way, she’s about as clever as the family who thought they could get a Reality TV show if they faked their six year old son being in somesort of immediate jeopardy.

October 20th, 2009 (2 days ago) at 4:59 p

 slubben Says:

Enough nonsense. I challenge Sharon Mitchell, Nina Hartley, Ernest Greene, Steve Hirsch and Larry Flynt to a debate tomorrow night, Wednesday October 21, at the Downtown Los Angeles Marriott Hotel at 10 pm in the lobby.

333 Figueroa Street, Los Angeles, CA 90071 in case you don’t know how to google it.

Whoever doesn’t show up mentioned in the list above, their names will be sent out to every Los Angeles media contact I have named as a “coward”.

Be there. October 20th, 2009 (2 days ago) at 5:42 p

WHOA!!!!!  STOP. RIGHT. THERE.

So, Shelley Lubben thinks that by her very prestige as a former porn starlet from 10 15 years ago who has done exactly 17 videos and maybe 3 pictorals or so, and whom has been out of the business for nearly 10 years, she still can challenge the long time CEO of Hustler Magazine, a 25 year legend and sex activist and prominent feminist, and a man who was a professional radio talk show host as well as a prominent health activist on his own right (AND Mr. Hirsch, too) to a debate on 24 hour notice??? Yeah, I’m really sure that Nina, Ernest, Mr. Flynt, and Sharon Mitchell are more than willing to drop their personal business to meet her in the back alleyways and debate the finer points of porn protection.

Memo to Ms. Lubben: If you can’t handle the likes of Vicky Vette or Kayden Kross or Lisa Ann, who by themselves would intellectually kick your ass the way the New Orleans Saints offense drove through the New York Giant defense last Sunday, how in the hell do you think that you can outlast Nina freakin’ Hartley??  Hell, I’d put Renegade Evolution up against you in a debate, and she’d rip your arguments from pillar to post. You can’t fight bazookas with pea shooters, you know.

Oh…and perhaps you might want to retract that “coward” remark, since I haven’t seen you do any public debating with any of those esteemed opponents as of late..even when they have openly challenged for a fair and open debate.

See the resembulance with Bachmann Overdrive, Clones??

At least one of the LIB regulars sees the lunacy and is willing to call her out on it.
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The President Says:

—–I
challenge Sharon Mitchell, Nina Hartley, Ernest Greene, Steve Hirsch
and Larry Flynt to a debate tomorrow night, Wednesday October 21, at
the Downtown Los Angeles Marriott Hotel at 10 pm in the lobby.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

—–Whoever
doesn’t show up mentioned in the list above, their names will be sent
out to every Los Angeles media contact I have named as a “coward”.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Nobody
is going to debate you because you aren’t worth it, lady. This is where
you belong, right here on the cheap blogs where nothing really matters
and we’re all just here for entertainment’s sake. In related nutjob
news, I don’t think President Obama will be inviting Fred Phelps to the
White House for any faith sessions either. As far as reaping attention
and donations goes, I think that’s fantastic. The more you can get
religious zealot hypocrites to dispose of their money on causes that
never achieve anything, the better. Keep on throwing donations down
that black hole and wondering when porn is really “coming down.” Any
day now….;) Yesterday at 12:10 p

 

Only disagreement I have with that sentiment is that I think that
nutjobs like Shelley Lubben should be taken very seriously, because she
offers a semiprogressive patina to a movement that would basically
cause significant damage to real people’s lives….as much if not more
damage as the drugs and alcohol abuse and the abuse of power and lives
that she believes to be intristic to the porn industry. It is up to
those who know the truth and aren’t afraid to acknowledge the good and
the bad to expose her nonsense and demystify her babblings for the
mountain of crap that it is.

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