The SmackDog Chronicles (Ver. 2.8)

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  The continuing rantings and ravings of a middle-aged Black political Leftist radical/sex-positive progressive. Proudly representing "radical eroticism" since 2005.

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Twitter Updates for 2009-11-06 by Anthony on November 6th, 2009
@polybi2 Hey..if Mary Matalin and James Carville can share the same freakin' bed together, then why can't KO and InSanity share a MLB game? in reply to polybi2 # Ahhh....Keith...it's OK....say it with me now....MASTURBATION. Carrie Prejean was busted for doing herself on video. Don't be so squeamish. # Powered by Twitter Tools...

Twitter Updates for 2009-11-18 by Anthony on November 18th, 2009
@aagblog Agreed...that particular pet peeve really gets my gourd. in reply to aagblog # @markos Now that's funny...I thought that China was the new Soviet Union to be bombed to smithereens according to the neo-CONS. in reply to markos # @markos Oh, yeah?? Try Palin-Beck 2012 with Carrie Prejean for Congress....that'll make you totally blind. in reply to markos # @vickyvette Ooooooh....I assume that the top will be down?? (On the 'Vette, of course...I'll be good tonight for a change..LOL) in reply to vickyvette # @AlexaRPD Maybe the fundies are finally realizing that Carrie is playing them as much as she is playing the media with her "Joan of Arc" act in reply to AlexaRPD # @AlexaRPD And while I have my issues with @AmandaMarcotte on plenty of topics, she's on point this time, IMHO # @BigTitsPorn Someone needs to remind this dude to spell her name right...it's PREJEAN, not PRAJEAN....smh in reply to BigTitsPorn # @DarrahFord How's that?? If the recipient does happen to be of legal age, and she was 20 as reported, then what's the law she broke?? in reply to DarrahFord # @SaraJayXXX Which would make for an excellent VNA ass-to-tit doubleheader, since @vickyvette's regularly scheduled c2c runs from 6-7 EST!! in reply to SaraJayXXX # @DarrahFord OK...so that would be one of regular big-ass Palins (Palins = LIES, BTW)..but is that illegal?? in reply to DarrahFord # OMG....RUN FOR THE HILLS!!! A Palin-Beck 2012 ticket?!?! Oh, please, pretty please!!! http://tinyurl.com/yzaqz4v # @vickyvette So..why don't you go and rip it off yourself?? LOL in reply to vickyvette # @vickyvette Preferably, on cam?? in reply to vickyvette # @vickyvette And we are so thankful to you for that!!! in reply to vickyvette # @DarrahFord OK, I get that...or, maybe she's playing that card in order to make it look like HE "forced" her to do the tape... in reply to DarrahFord # @DarrahFord ...and then set the public machine against him as a "pedophile" and her as a "victim"... # @DarrahFord Of course, when the truth does come out, it makes her look even more stooopid than she already is.. # @NataliaAntonova What happened? Did someone clone Bill Bellichek and send him to the Ukraine to impose his philosophy on soccerr?? Guh! in reply to NataliaAntonova # @vickyvette Probably "Why is a woman using the last name of "Vette" asking this question, anyway??" LOL in reply to vickyvette # The ultimate takedown/smackdown of "Big Lie"....errrrrrrr, "Going Rogue": http://bit.ly/1DCTqa # @DarrahFord Wait a damn minute....SHE makes the damn tapes and sends it to HIM..and HE'S the damn pornographer?!?!?! She very stooopid..LOL in reply to DarrahFord # @DarrahFord Yeah, right...wasn't he, like, 19 years old?? I believe that in Cali, that makes him perfectly LEGAL, right?? in reply to DarrahFord # Oh....and RadarOnline.com is now reporting that according to their sources, CP was in fact of legal age when she took the offending pix.. # Full story here: http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2009/11/exclusive-carrie-prejean-was-over-18-when-nude-photos-taken # @StormyDaniels WTF?!?! Crawfish being passed as lobster?!?! Are these folks freakin' blind??? in reply to StormyDaniels # @DarrahFord I don't think that @AlexaRPD was saying that you tweet too much...just that you're riding the @JennaJameson issue a bit much in reply to DarrahFord # @_F_C_ That would be Lisa Ann (@thereallisaann,) right?? in reply to _F_C_ # @AlexaRPD But what exactly IS your position on JJ?? Love her, hate her, or indifferent?? in reply to AlexaRPD # @AlexaRPD I happen to respect her for what she has done for porn, but I also think that she does promote herself too much... # @AlexaRPD ...at the expense of others who have done just as much if not more and not profited as much. # Powered by Twitter Tools...

Twitter Updates for 2009-12-24 by Anthony on December 24th, 2009
@Maddow kicking the John Birch Society's asses with their own freakin' boot: http://bit.

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-11-15 by Anthony on November 15th, 2009
Oh, damn, Carrie Prejean...and I was almost going to give you some credit, but you go hypotwat on me again... http://tinyurl.com/ye2rm6c # "Outer beauty can only get yo so far in life." Yeah, so that explains the boob job, then, Carrie?? #carrieprejeanisahypotwat # And please, Carrie...do keep on bitching and moaning about porn as preventing "innocent, healthy, normal" views" of people... # .I guess that Christian women like you making masturbation vids are exempt from that?? Or does God only kill kitties when gays have sex?? # Good Morning (or, Good Afternoon), Twits and Twatters!! Hope everything is going right for you (NOT Far Right, though!!) # Carrie Prejean is on my mind again..I'm taking back all the praise I heaved upon her the other day: she is now officially a pompous hypotwat # So, Carrie....you now blame porn and "the media" for "bashing" you and other wingnut women for your fall from grace as Miss America USA?? # Ahhhh, Newsflash, madam....Keith Olbermann did NOT make you bare your boobs in those topless pics... # ...nor did he put a gun at your head and force you to do that masturbation video... # ....and last time I checked, he wasn't the one doing the wink and nod on the talk show circuit crying about being persecuted... # ...and moaning about your "free speech rights" being violated. Didn't The Donald give you a free pass after your antigay smack, anyway?? # And...I'm so sure that you will certainly disapprove of the 1,000's of wingnut men who will be wanking themselves proud watching your vid.., # ...and contributing to your campaign to cleanse this earth of the "sins" of pornography. And Teh Ghey, too. # Why am I thinking that all this show and blow by CP is all about the Benji?? As in, using her right-wing Christian "victimhood"... # ....and her rogue porn career to sell her "tell all" book?? # "Softcore hyporrite"??? Nuh-uh....more like hardcore hypotwat...I'll take women who actually LIKE sex and don't hate, please. /rant # @SaraJayXXX Some folks need to remember that old saying about catching more flies with honey than with vinegar...or death threats. in reply to SaraJayXXX # Oh, joy to us...Lou Dobbs gone from CNN. Memo to Keith Olbermann: Bullet. Proof Vest. # WOW...Mid-Atlantic Seaboard getting hammered by the "remnants" of TS Ida...it's going to actually be worse than it was when it hit the Gulf. # RT: @belledame222 @shannynmoore: Carrie Prejean Fingers Palin As Her Hero...then quits half way through King interview. http://bit.ly/4B4DkY # RT @e_lust: ATTN e[lust] is moving! I acqrd a domain, & will soon take dwn elust.wordpress Pls point links to: http://bit.ly/elUk3 # Heheh...@DarrahFord ouits #CPrejean as a flaming liar...and maybe even, an ESCORT, possibly?? http://tinyurl.com/y8d9nq4 # @aagblog The actual latest update for @WordPress is 2.8.6 in reply to aagblog # Oh, good freakin' Lord, #amandamarcotte, WTF? So, sending copies of #cprejean's sex tape to Miss CA officials amounts to..SEXUAL ASSAULT?? # Referenced article: http://bit.ly/2zZK5M #carrieprejean //You do know that CP is an antifeminist who would slut-shame gays, right, Amanda? # Of course we all know how much Amanda sees porn girls as human beings, right?? http://bit.ly/1GoUjj (come back, @Ren_Ev) # Relevant @amandamarcotte post: http://bit.ly/1f8t0Z # @belledame222 Hey, Bellle..did you know that the radfems made a spoof blog of 'ya?? http://belledame222.wordpress.com/ # @AmandaMarcotte Sorry, Amanda, but you DO disrespect sex workers when you group all their clients as rapists and sexists.... # Commented on Reinforcing the \"dumb bimbo\" meme within feminism / Harlot's Parlour http://tinyurl.com/ylodoqv # @vickyvette How about #jizzijacuzzicam?? Or is that a bit too silly?? in reply to vickyvette # @kylieireland Internet WITHOUT electricity??? Me want some of that!! in reply to kylieireland # @vickyvette @flowertucci in VNA gear? Keeping the intensity, I see. And yeah, that fine ass would look good in and out of camo. :-) in reply to vickyvette # A very happy birthday and many XOXOXO's and O's to @SaraJayXXX....feel free to RT, please. # RT: @vickyvette: A very happy birthday and many XOXOXO's and O's to @SaraJayXXX....feel free to RT, please. # @vickyvette When you run out of oats to sow?? in reply to vickyvette # Memo to Yahoo! Sports: Go ahead and continue to knock the #NewOrleansSaints' chances of getting to the Super Bowl.... # You'll make the moment when Sean Payton lifts up the Lombardi Trophy and completes the second perfect season in the NFL that much sweeter. # You may not have noticed it, but the #Saints are a lot more than just Drew Brees chuncking it to Colston, Shockey, and company... # They do happen to have a hammer of a running game with Mike Bell and Pierre Thomas, and the potential breakaway threat in Reggie Bush.. # ....and while the D has given up chunks of yardage, they have done enough in the second half to win games..and they take the ball away, too # I know that Brett Farve and the Vikings are your darling faves right now... # ...but they'd better outdo the Saints for home field, because if they meet in the Superdome, it's advantage NO...and Farve is due a bad game # @vickyvette I'm more of a corn and lasagna fella, General...but otherwise, can't complain. Other than not getting laid or blown, that is... in reply to vickyvette # @SaraJayXXX Not even @JennaJameson in her best days??? in reply to SaraJayXXX # Oh, those freakin' #NewOrleansSaints....still living on the edge, still making for dramatics...and STILL UNBEATEN!!! 9-0!!! #whodat # I just voted for http://pic.gd/8f1257 Check it out! #TweetPhoto # @AvyScottXXX http://pic.gd/8f1257 @AvyScottXXX And you think that porn starlets aren't sexy with their clothes on?? # Powered by Twitter Tools...

Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-10-26 by Anthony on October 25th, 2009
@AlexaRPD Seems like Twitter's having their issues again?? # Memo to Coed: if you are going to pimp your 44 Twatterers (porn stars who use Twitter), at least get their pages right! (as in: @vickyvette) # For the record, here's the listing: http://bit.

Latest Comments

On Dut Dut Dut Duhhhhhh.....Errrr, Whodat??? The Official SmackChron NFL Conference Championship Predictions by TheCoach on January 24th, 2010
The majority of people are taking the Colts to kill the Jets this week but you have to consider how well New York matches up against Indy.

On Why Orly Taitz Limbaugh And "Rev." Pat Robertson Need To Be Locked In A Rubber Room In Guam Naked During A Cat 5 Typhoon by Montana on January 14th, 2010
The only good thing about bigots is on account of their inbreeding they will ultimately die out, but these two should real slither back under the rock from which they came.

On Why Orly Taitz Limbaugh And "Rev." Pat Robertson Need To Be Locked In A Rubber Room In Guam Naked During A Cat 5 Typhoon by Anthony_K on January 14th, 2010
Indeed. Problem is, though, Rev. Pat and Orly Taitz Limbaugh have far too much money and power to simply disappear on their own. I guess that we will simply have to put up with them for a while. Embarrassing and ridiculing their asses when they have these bowel movements of the mouth is probably the best we can do. Anthony ...

On Why Orly Taitz Limbaugh And "Rev." Pat Robertson Need To Be Locked In A Rubber Room In Guam Naked During A Cat 5 Typhoon by Aspasia on January 16th, 2010
"Awwww, come on, Rush….you’re not going to give Papa Doc and Baby Doc Duvalier and the Tonton Macoutes their due for ruling Haiti with an iron fist for the benefit of United Fruit and Chiquita??" Yeah, no kidding! Not to mention how much this country assisted dictators like the Duvaliers, the main reason why Haitian refugees are turned away more than Cuban refugees. See we just hate Castro SO MUCH! Even when a Cuban comes to these shores whose obviously, predominantly black African features makes them look more stereotypically Haitian than stereotypically Cuban, so long as they're Cuban...come on in! ...