• Captain Caboose on the loose at AVN/AEE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBnAvvu0Asw @SaraJayXXX just kickin' and shakin' #

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• @clubalektrablue Nope, 'Bama was just better. Props to that frosh 'Horns QB, though..his trial by fire will pay dividends in the future. in reply to clubalektrablue #
• RT: @ddayen: Enjoying watching the US Taxpayer BCS National Championship Game… wait I mean Citi //LOL Some Boise folk might beg to differ. #
• I'm sure that the screams for a playoff won't cease even if the best team from beginning to end ended up winning the crown… #
• ..but with all its flaws, I'll still take the BCS format over having pollsters and fishhacks determine the national champion in the old days #
• Only way I'd tweak it would be to have a Final Four-like tournament featuring the winners of the four major New Year's bowls… #
• …have the semifinal games the week of the NFL Divisional Playoffs, and the Championship Game the week before the Super Bowl. #
• @vickyvette Gee….that was a rapid response. Way to go, VNA Souljahs!!! (But..how in the hell is @BreeOlson holding on to the lead??) in reply to vickyvette #
• RT: @vickyvette: Hmm social network idea…blonde, big tits, Norwegian… needs your vote http://www.vote4vette.com and RT the hell out it #
• @BlackSexxxology For me, twice a day does the trick….and it's "masturbate" with a "U", not "ER". in reply to BlackSexxxology #
• Good news, good news…I found out that all of my old posts from the SmackChron that got nuked when Bluehost ripped my domain… #
• …were safely transferred to my new blog host. So, they weren't destroyed after all. #
• I'm right now transferring some posts over even as I type this. #

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• The lovely @Deauxma reppin' her Texas Longhorns for tonight's BCS Championship game http://tweetphoto.com/8214758 #
• Take 2, please…The lovely Deauxma reppin' her Texas Longhorns for tonight's BCS Championship game http://tweetphoto.com/8215092 #
• The lovely @Deauxma reppin' her Texas Longhorns for tonight's BCS Championship Game http://tweetphoto.com/8215308 #
• http://tweetphoto.com/8215308 //Beat that, Crimson Tide! Oh….and vote for @Deauxma at @FreeOnes2010: http://www.j.mp/7YR1CF #

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• Just wanted to announce that my SmackChron blog is now at a new location: http://tinyurl.com/yhhoh2c Adjust your links accordingly, please. #
• @eonline Ahhh, nonononono….keep Kim's mitts off Reggie Bush, at least for a month. We kind of NEED him right about now!!! #whodat in reply to eonline #
• And with a new and adult-friendlier web host too…thank you, HostGator.com #
• OOPS…that last tweet was about me moving the SmackChron, not about KimK and Reggie #
• WOW…MSNBC's Ed Schultz (@WeGotEd) seriously floated for Dorgan's ND US Senate seat.I'm guessing that he'll have to bolt his show for that. #
• WTF is up with Vince McMahon's WIFE running for Chris Dodd's US Sen seat in CT, though?? Is she going to use WWE talent to sell herself?? #
• If I see Cena or HHH or The Undertaker in any of her commercials, I'm offically gonna yank. Where's Ned Lamont when you need him?? #
• @vickyvette No snow here..just C-O-L-D…and getting colder by the weekend. in reply to vickyvette #
• Because there are so many flavors of nutritious and bootylicious: http://twitpic.com/vyno1 Follow the magnificant @SunnyLaneLive, please /RT #
• RT: @mika_tan: #bestpickuplines "I just graduated from the NASA Academy and my next mission is to explore Uranus." /ROTF/LMAO!! Mika wins!! #

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• Morning, Twitterers!! Back afrer a brief spell, had to crash after a difficult two days at work, didn't even turn on my 'puter yesterday. #
• Oh…did I mention that IT'S FREAKIN' COLD here in South LA…and the worst is yet to come; lows in the teens with wind chills BELOW ZERO!!! #
• "South LA" meaning South Louisiana, not the other LA, of course #
• New Orleans is right now at 37 degrees. THIRTY SEVEN. AT NOON. And we haven't even gotten the worst of it!! #

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• @vickyvette I especially love plugs from hot women with big, overflowing racks…I'd follow @taystevens anyday!! in reply to vickyvette #

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• "Morning, folks!!! #
• @vickyvette 'Yo…those same Bucs BEAT down my #NewOrleansSaints last week. Don't blame them for….whatever. in reply to vickyvette #
• @vickyvette That would have to be a pretty long darn stop…LOL in reply to vickyvette #
• So, Brit Hume of Fixed Noise thinks that Eldrick (aka Tiger) should bacome a born-again X-tian to redeem himself. Ahhhh, yeah. #
• I mean, with all due respect to born agains, there are such strong examples of redemption, like…Mark Sanford? John Ensign? David Vitter? #
• Oh, and a nice attack there, Brit, on Buddhists for apparantly being so morally weak….I guess that they are also soft on terrorism, too?? #
• @GabbyQuinteros @VickyVette knowing them, probably BOTH…ugh. in reply to GabbyQuinteros #
• Add one more sexy Twatterer to my list….follow the lovely @ShawnaLeneeXXX, please #
• OK…enough quick hitting for today…off to work. Late!! #

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• @AspasiaBonasera Old Charlie's had a way with women, hasn't he?? in reply to AspasiaBonasera #
• @AspasiaBonasera If your throat starts aching, then the flu is starting to hit 'ya…that what always does it for me. Rest and fluids help. in reply to AspasiaBonasera #
• Well, well, well..looky here….Brett Farve's not looking so super against 'Da Bears, isn't he?? One more half like that, please… #
• Now, if 'Da Bears hold on and #Saints back into #! seed, then what do they do for Carolina game?? #
• What I would do if I were Sean Payton: Rest Brees, Bush, Colston, and all your injured players; start Brunell to give him PT w/ #1 unit… #
• …and basically reduce your O to smashing Panthers in the mouith with Bell/Hamilton/Thomas.. #
• …and running a more basic D and taking fewer risks to save your players. #
• Anyways…nice to see that it's not only the #Saints that are struggling to get their groove back.. #
• Over/under on Childress attempting to pull another fast one and pull Farve: I say end of 3rd quarter. #
• BEARS WIN!!!! BEARS WIN IN OT!!! #SAINTS WIN 1ST SEED!! Somebody likes us!! #whodatsstillwin #
• You know…that was kinda nice for ESPN to give Frank Gifford a bow at the end of the game….he set the foundation for MNF. #
• New comment today on "Ev Psych" http://bt.io/COSl #
• @TheDarklady Actually, it's more like a wingnut's ultimate racist means to degrade and demean our President…but, YMMV in reply to TheDarklady #
• @TheDarklady I mean, I didn't see anyone making Dubya dildos, did I?? #
• Ahh, Ted Nugent..sucking on his machine gun again, I see. http://tinyurl.com/y8fws8e //Favor, Nuge: STFU. #
• Now there is a large part of me that wants Rush Limbaugh to simply go all the way straight to Hell for every damn thing he has said & done.. #
• .but even him, fat-ass right-wing racist knobhead and all, is still a human being capable of even respect for his contributions to radio… #
• …so, I will suppress my basar instincts for now and wish him all the best and a speedy recovery…or a quick and quiet retirement. #
• On a far more pleasant note…reminder memo to all VNA Souljahs: Triple-Header Cam2Cam shows LATER TODAY (Thursday!!)!!! #
• First…join @SaraJayXXX LIVE @ 10 AM EST over at http://www.sarajay.com #
• Next, the fun moves over to @BritneyBrooks' pad for a special Birthday/NYEve blast (http://www.britneyathome.com)… #
• .and then you get to reload and regroup until 7 PM EST, when @VickyVette unleashes HER NYEve C2C bustanutout… http://tinyurl.com/2zhc6p #
• OOPS…forgot to give the time for @BritneyBrooks' C2C show: 11 AM EST, immediately following @SaraJayXXX's C2C show #
• Best part of the 3-way is, for all members of VNA sites, you get all three shows for the SAME MEMBERSHIP!! Join one, you get the rest FREE!! #
• @vickyvette How I would just love to be the cue ball stuck between those lovely racks…mmmmmm in reply to vickyvette #
• @vickyvette Or, even better yet, be a cue stick stuck between both your racks…heheh in reply to vickyvette #
• Oh, but what a fine start to 2010 for me!! First, I find out that my hosting account has been hacked and phished AGAIN… #
• …and after I come back from work, i call Bluehost (my hosting company), only for them to tell me…. #
• …that this is the second time this has happened, they are basically banishing my account permanently!! #
• Meaning, I've just lost my blog and my website!! #
• And you know, those fuckers wouldn't even give me a chance to explain or to offer any help on how to prevent this..they just banished me. #
• Good thing I did purchase an webhosting account with HostGator.com, because I'd really be f*cked..but now I have to transfer all my posts.. #
• ..over to a new location, and heaven knows if all my posts will even make it there. All of my work, destroyed! Fuck you very much, Bluehost! #
• @vickyvette I will be…as soon as I deal with a serious issue that has cropped up with my web hosting account in reply to vickyvette #
• @vickyvette OK..just calmed down enough to go and vote…you are running #2 right now behind Courtney Cummz…not too bad for starters..LOL #
• @vickyvette Tell "Outside Voice" that that's pretty much the freakin' point…we kind of LIKE pussies around here…LOL #
• @vickyvette http://twitpic.com/w8twx – More like a call for holding the tight end….and oh, how tight that end is, too…heh #
• "Morning, folks!!! #
• @vickyvette 'Yo…those same Bucs BEAT down my #NewOrleansSaints last week. Don't blame them for….whatever. in reply to vickyvette #
• @vickyvette That would have to be a pretty long darn stop…LOL in reply to vickyvette #
• So, Brit Hume of Fixed Noise thinks that Eldrick (aka Tiger) should bacome a born-again X-tian to redeem himself. Ahhhh, yeah. #
• I mean, with all due respect to born agains, there are such strong examples of redemption, like…Mark Sanford? John Ensign? David Vitter? #
• Oh, and a nice attack there, Brit, on Buddhists for apparantly being so morally weak….I guess that they are also soft on terrorism, too?? #
• @GabbyQuinteros @VickyVette knowing them, probably BOTH…ugh. in reply to GabbyQuinteros #
• Add one more sexy Twatterer to my list….follow the lovely @ShawnaLeneeXXX, please #
• OK…enough quick hitting for today…off to work. Late!! #

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• Oh, but what a fine start to 2010 for me!! First, I find out that my hosting account has been hacked and phished AGAIN… #
• …and after I come back from work, i call Bluehost (my hosting company), only for them to tell me…. #
• …that this is the second time this has happened, they are basically banishing my account permanently!! #
• Meaning, I've just lost my blog and my website!! #
• And you know, those fuckers wouldn't even give me a chance to explain or to offer any help on how to prevent this..they just banished me. #
• Good thing I did purchase an webhosting account with HostGator.com, because I'd really be f*cked..but now I have to transfer all my posts.. #
• ..over to a new location, and heaven knows if all my posts will even make it there. All of my work, destroyed! Fuck you very much, Bluehost! #
• @vickyvette I will be…as soon as I deal with a serious issue that has cropped up with my web hosting account in reply to vickyvette #
• @vickyvette OK..just calmed down enough to go and vote…you are running #2 right now behind Courtney Cummz…not too bad for starters..LOL #
• @vickyvette Tell "Outside Voice" that that's pretty much the freakin' point…we kind of LIKE pussies around here…LOL #
• @vickyvette http://twitpic.com/w8twx – More like a call for holding the tight end….and oh, how tight that end is, too…heh #

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• Now there is a large part of me that wants Rush Limbaugh to simply go all the way straight to Hell for every damn thing he has said & done.. #
• .but even him, fat-ass right-wing racist knobhead and all, is still a human being capable of even respect for his contributions to radio… #
• …so, I will suppress my basar instincts for now and wish him all the best and a speedy recovery…or a quick and quiet retirement. #
• On a far more pleasant note…reminder memo to all VNA Souljahs: Triple-Header Cam2Cam shows LATER TODAY (Thursday!!)!!! #
• First…join @SaraJayXXX LIVE @ 10 AM EST over at http://www.sarajay.com #
• Next, the fun moves over to @BritneyBrooks' pad for a special Birthday/NYEve blast (http://www.britneyathome.com)… #
• .and then you get to reload and regroup until 7 PM EST, when @VickyVette unleashes HER NYEve C2C bustanutout… http://tinyurl.com/2zhc6p #
• OOPS…forgot to give the time for @BritneyBrooks' C2C show: 11 AM EST, immediately following @SaraJayXXX's C2C show #
• Best part of the 3-way is, for all members of VNA sites, you get all three shows for the SAME MEMBERSHIP!! Join one, you get the rest FREE!! #
• @vickyvette How I would just love to be the cue ball stuck between those lovely racks…mmmmmm in reply to vickyvette #
• @vickyvette Or, even better yet, be a cue stick stuck between both your racks…heheh in reply to vickyvette #

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